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re: Keep your penis or $10 million dollars???
Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:38 pm to Duke
Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:38 pm to Duke
Exactly. I'm a guy, I don't need tons of money. Just enough to support my hunting, fishing, and taste for good alcohol on top of regular living expenses. I don't need a big house, and my Tacoma is just fine. The only reason for me to want that kind of money would be to impress girls. And without a penis that's pointless.
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Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:39 pm to diddydirtyAubie
$10 million is too much money to not even consider it. I'm not sure what my answer is. I think I would wait to answer for a year. And for that whole year I would pretend like I didn't have a penis. No masturbating, no sex, nothing. And if it ended up not sucking, I would take the money. If the whole time I just can't wait for the year to be over so I could get off, then the answer would be no. I'm not making an instant decision when we're talking ten million, I'd need a long time to sit and let it marinate.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:53 pm to jbond
You serious Clark? Ten mill would be awesome, but worth never having sex again? No chance of kids? No girlfriends or a wife? frick that.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:56 pm to 15sammy34
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There is literally no price for that
+1
This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 7:57 pm
Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:57 pm to 15sammy34
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No chance of kids?
you can save sperm.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:58 pm to 15sammy34
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No girlfriends or a wife?
you can always scissor and strap on.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 8:01 pm to 15sammy34
I'm not sure what my answer would be. I'd have to go a year without any penis interaction to know my true feelings on the subject.
But I could always adopt. There are worse things in life than living without a penis.
But I could always adopt. There are worse things in life than living without a penis.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 8:13 pm to jbond
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There are worse things in life than living without a penis.
Of course, but I don't have a price on my sight, hearing, taste, or ability to walk either.
This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 8:14 pm
Posted on 3/20/13 at 8:15 pm to 15sammy34
But to quote the great Jack Donaghy:
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Lemon, money can't buy happiness. Money is happiness.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 8:18 pm to jbond
Yeah that's bull shite.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 8:21 pm to 15sammy34
In those few seconds of ecstasy that only my penis can provide, it really is priceless.
Knowing I could never experience that again, by means of my own choice, would drive me insane.
Knowing I could never experience that again, by means of my own choice, would drive me insane.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 8:23 pm to diddydirtyAubie
I believe I'll hold on to my penis.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 8:26 pm to diddydirtyAubie
With $10 million you don't need a penis, you will have plenty of money for drugs and hookers to flick your nips and stuff.
I'd take the money. Put half of it in a savings account and you could live off the interest alone.
I'd take the money. Put half of it in a savings account and you could live off the interest alone.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 8:28 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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Keep your penis or $10 million dollars???
Waiter? I'll have the penis, please. Hold the $10 mil and give me a side of testicles.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 8:30 pm to diddydirtyAubie
keep my penis. ive been able to survive without $10 mill. im not so sure about without having a penis
Posted on 3/20/13 at 8:36 pm to jbond
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I'd have to go a year without any penis interaction to know my true feelings on the subject.
Go to the tiger rant and ask them what it's like.
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