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Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:19 pm to
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Homegirl need more then a Ped Egg.

I can hear the little chinese women at the salon right now talk shite about her feet.

Yes. She needs a serious pedicure. Then a pumice stone and serious foot cream for daily use.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:19 pm to
I'm good semo! My squadron won our bball game and I played well so im happy.

How are u this evening?
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:19 pm to
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But I did have a urinal at my house but my wife calls it a bathtub.

That is just gross.

Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8278 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:21 pm to
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That is just gross
No, running out of Irish Spring urinal cakes is gross.
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
46377 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:24 pm to
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But I did have a urinal at my house but my wife calls it a bathtub.



So that thing is supposed to be a bathtub? I always thought it was just a combo shower/urinal.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8278 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:25 pm to
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So that thing is supposed to be a bathtub? I always thought it was just a combo shower/urinal.
Yes apparently ladies like to sit in it and soak. It looks like a cistern in the shape of a goat uterus, but apparently holds a lot of bubbles. And urine.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134257 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:26 pm to
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I always thought it was just a combo shower/urinal.


That's exactly what it is. One of the greatest inventions of all time. Glad some folks found a secondary use for it tho (re: bathing). Just increases its versatility IMO.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8278 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:28 pm to
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That's exactly what it is. One of the greatest inventions of all time. Glad some folks found a secondary use for it tho (re: bathing). Just increases its versatility IMO.
Yes and apparently when you put a motor and a pump in it becomes a jack-coozie, which I think is a brand of sybian.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134257 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:29 pm to
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Yes and apparently when you put a motor and a pump in it becomes a jack-coozie, which I think is a brand of sybian.


So I've heard.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:35 pm to
It feels like it should be Friday already. This has been the longest week ever.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:43 pm to
You guys are seriously warped. Seriously.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12383 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:47 pm to
It makes life bearable.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:49 pm to
A good friend of mine's mother told me once that the secret to a happy marriage is separate bathrooms. I'm thinking she is right.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8278 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:52 pm to
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A good friend of mine's mother told me once that the secret to a happy marriage is separate bathrooms. I'm thinking she is right.
"QUIT TAKING THE TALC OUT OF MY LAVATORY YOU BITCH."
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12383 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:52 pm to
It would be better in my house.

One bathroom per woman with unlimited hot water is the correct ratio of bathrooms in a house.
This post was edited on 3/13/13 at 9:55 pm
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:53 pm to
Dat's nasty.

Seriously though - I think separate bathrooms is a wonderful idea. The more I read about how y'all really think and behave, I think I'll insist on it!
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41688 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:54 pm to
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You guys are seriously warped. Seriously.


You have any idea how much money I save on my water bill by pissing in the shower?
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:58 pm to
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You have any idea how much money I save on my water bill by pissing in the shower?

That is just gross though! Particularly if you're not the only person who uses that bathroom! I like to take baths as well as showers. No way would I want someone pissing in my shower!
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
50500 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 9:59 pm to
Howdy
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41688 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 10:01 pm to
Bad thing is, I don't know either, I don't pay my water bill.


But I'm sure I save my landlord a few bucks every month. Worth it.
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