re: IM gonna fall asleep watching Arrested Development {I-M Thray}

I thought it was the Megasaurass?

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The polydactyl was voted gayest dinosaur of 2007.

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In Alabama, a Tide boy becomes a man when the webbing of his fingers is snipped.

This is called an Alabama circumcision, also known as a hu-bris.

It's performed by a gentleman in a houndstooth yarmulke and he is the Tide-Mohel.

The polishing of the caudal fins come later, right before an Alabama mother milks her son's Bryant glands.

everyone

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As someone born and raised in Alabama, I can attest that everything Chicageaux said is accurate.

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The celebrant, doughy and sweaty, kneels in his getting-too-tight seersucker, "AND SAY, BOY...PROCLAIM IT MOST LOUDLY FROM THE HILLS AND DALES...THIS HERE SUPERFLUOUS SKIN IS FOR YOU - SPIRITS OF SNAKE STABLER AND SHAUN-NOT-SHAUD - WE BESEECH THE OMNISCIENCE OF THE ORACLE OF HOOVER AND ASK THAT OUR HAIRCUTS BE UNIFORM AND OUR POM-POMS NEVER CEASE. DRINK FROM THESE GLANDS."

And then these 2 insufferable bitches bring the same damn "salad" to the potluck that consists of Wal-Mart spinach and crumbled up Ramen noodles and almonds to make it "Asian."

This is a restaurant in Huntsville

*Obligatory Gcockboi joke here*

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This movie has potential. I'm about 45 minutes in and it's gotten me once or twice.

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You should test your nerves and rest your loose scrotal skin in a set rat trap. Screaming is just weakness leaving, albeit loudly.

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Sinister

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Honestly, I was kind of disappointed. I was expecting to be scared so badly that I nearly piss myself and then have trouble sleeping that night. It has a lot of really freaky moments, but it's really more gruesome than terrifying.

Sinister was creepy but not "OMG piss my pants I can't sleep by myself anymore" scary.