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Posted on 5/13/13 at 6:00 pm to sorantable
Prayers
Posted on 5/13/13 at 6:57 pm to DMagic
Birth video 
Posted on 5/13/13 at 7:04 pm to sorantable
My mom actually teaches childbirth classes from home. Has for a couple decades now 
Posted on 5/13/13 at 7:17 pm to sugatowng
I don't know about any heads blowing out of there, but I can tell you that more likely than not, some shite will be.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 9:49 pm to Slippery Slope
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Slippery Slope
Posted on 5/13/13 at 10:14 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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My mom actually teaches childbirth classes from home
Weren't you homeschooled?
Posted on 5/13/13 at 10:28 pm to InVolNerable
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Weren't you homeschooled?
Yup.
Mom taught school up in the day, and hosted childbirth classes weekly in the evening.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 10:54 pm to TbirdSpur2010
My brother-in-law was dragged to one of these by my sister and at one point they separate the expectant mothers from the husbands and one of the questions the men were asked was to come up with 5 things they didn't like about pregnancy. They agreed to tell the teacher that they weren't stupid and weren't going to say there was anything they didn't like about it.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 10:58 pm to just1dawg
Posted on 5/13/13 at 11:06 pm to utstnx
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you are going to see some nasty 1980's nasty vingango unchained birthing.
Posted on 5/14/13 at 12:08 am to sugatowng
Posted on 5/14/13 at 3:13 am to sorantable
I went to this for our first child. here are some things that I did to pass the time.
- Since obviously every girl in there puts out, I would look around at the hot girls in there and envision them getting creampied 6 months ago. Try to guess how wild the other girls are in bed, what position they were in when it happened, etc. (Warning: It's best to do this when you know you won't be standing up for a little while.)
- There are usually 1-2 teenage girls in there with no husband - typically with their parent(s) instead. Take a minute to congratulate yourself that you never knocked anyone up in high school / college. Then think long and hard about how you can make sure you aren't that parent one day.
Congrats on the baby.
- Since obviously every girl in there puts out, I would look around at the hot girls in there and envision them getting creampied 6 months ago. Try to guess how wild the other girls are in bed, what position they were in when it happened, etc. (Warning: It's best to do this when you know you won't be standing up for a little while.)
- There are usually 1-2 teenage girls in there with no husband - typically with their parent(s) instead. Take a minute to congratulate yourself that you never knocked anyone up in high school / college. Then think long and hard about how you can make sure you aren't that parent one day.
Congrats on the baby.
Posted on 5/14/13 at 8:28 am to tiger114
my wife never dragged me to one of these for either child.
it's a baby. we've been having them for thousands of years without classes and yet the race moves on.
it's a baby. we've been having them for thousands of years without classes and yet the race moves on.
Posted on 5/14/13 at 8:30 am to tiger114
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