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I have Childbirth Education class tonight
Posted on 5/13/13 at 12:53 pm
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Posted on 5/13/13 at 12:53 pm
What should I expect?
I no want to watch a video of a live birth
I no want to watch a video of a live birth
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Posted on 5/13/13 at 12:54 pm to sorantable
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I no want to watch a video of a live birth
If they show it, start fapping. You'll get kicked out and thrown in jail long enough to where you won't have to watch your wife get all fat and gross. Plus, your kid will have a cool story to tell his friends one day when he's older.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 12:57 pm to Slippery Slope
the wife is 30 weeks now. She's not fat and gross though.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 1:00 pm to sorantable
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Childbirth Education class tonight
Sucker!
Just make sexist or sexual comments about everything and y'all will be asked to leave.. Wife wont be happy with you though...
Posted on 5/13/13 at 1:02 pm to sorantable
You'll be really excited when your kid's big head blows out your wifes a-hole
Posted on 5/13/13 at 1:04 pm to sugatowng
Posted on 5/13/13 at 1:08 pm to sugatowng
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You'll be really excited when your kid's big head blows out your wifes a-hole
I totally had the wrong conception of childbirth.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 1:09 pm to sorantable
You are gonna see a large vagina
Posted on 5/13/13 at 1:09 pm to sugatowng
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You'll be really excited when your kid's big head blows out your wifes a-hole
da fuq? apparently no one has explained to you how this works.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 1:10 pm to Slippery Slope
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If they show it, start fapping.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 1:26 pm to sorantable
The only good things from these classes are
1. Baby CPR
2. How to swaddle
3. Proper car seat installation
The rest of it is worthless. When it is go time, your wife is going to look at you and explain she is breathing properly. She will then blame you for doing this to her and yell at the nurse to get the epidural guy in there.
However when the 2nd kid comes, you will be saying - "I fricking got this, you want me to hold a leg for you Doc?"
1. Baby CPR
2. How to swaddle
3. Proper car seat installation
The rest of it is worthless. When it is go time, your wife is going to look at you and explain she is breathing properly. She will then blame you for doing this to her and yell at the nurse to get the epidural guy in there.
However when the 2nd kid comes, you will be saying - "I fricking got this, you want me to hold a leg for you Doc?"
Posted on 5/13/13 at 1:46 pm to DarthRebel
When the wife and I went to Lamaze class, we almost got thrown out. We they started trying to explain how to breath properly, my wife got a case of the giggles and could not stop laughing. Of course, the laughter was contagious and I was laughing, also. The nurse asked us if we thought this was funny, and my wife said yes. Needless to say, she got the epidural and watched Oprah during delivery....
Posted on 5/13/13 at 1:56 pm to sorantable
I did not attend any of these type classes and my kids are still alive. I had heard from most of my friends that they were pretty worthless, but have fun.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 1:58 pm to UMTigerRebel
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have fun
Very unlikely
Posted on 5/13/13 at 2:03 pm to sorantable
I don't know if it was the childbirth class but the worst shite I saw was the mammary glands that get clogged. 
Posted on 5/13/13 at 2:29 pm to InVolNerable
Posted on 5/13/13 at 2:36 pm to sorantable
Congrats. Go and try to make it fun. You are going more for your wife than any actual information.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 2:43 pm to Aubie Spr96
My wife talked me into going to child birth classes....oh yeah you are going to see some nasty 1980's nasty vingango unchained birthing. I had fun with it. Course im a jokster anyway. Gave the instructor a hard time the whole class. she though i was hilarious.
This post was edited on 5/13/13 at 2:45 pm
Posted on 5/13/13 at 3:15 pm to sorantable
Google "inverted nipples while breastfeeding". Enjoy your class
Posted on 5/13/13 at 3:37 pm to GTHTSUN
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da fuq? apparently no one has explained to you how this works.
apparently you've never seen a kid born
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