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re: Guys, I probably wont be posting anymore. I just met the love of my life on Omeg

Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:34 pm to
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:34 pm to
Don't sell the SECr short. We can't help it that this place registers as tiny in the grand scheme of things.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:55 pm to
Is NC State losing too much and has gotten you all rattled up?
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:58 pm to
quote:

Is NC State losing too much and has gotten you all rattled up?



Guess you haven't heard about him being exposed for his tiny penis?
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
19148 posts
Posted on 2/24/13 at 11:39 pm to
quote:

DollaChoppa


When you return, you will still be "little penis guy".
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14514 posts
Posted on 2/24/13 at 11:42 pm to
It's ok bro, I won't laugh at you
















































Small penis
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74367 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 2:48 am to
Catfished.


Prepare to be.
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 4:23 am to
quote:

She loves beer, loves the legend of zelda, and is gorgeous.

Im madly in love. Since she lives in Oregon, ill be busy chatting with her all day, so I wont have time for your shite anymore. Sorry.

bye.


good luck with that baby arm. You better hope she doesn't run off when you show it to her.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 5:51 am to
Does she know it's so small, you piss on your own balls?
Posted by MikeHoncho
Anytown, USA
Member since Oct 2012
2769 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 6:39 am to
When you have your first coital encounter with her, just use 3 fingers instead of your incredibly small penis.

Make sure the lights are off.

You're welcome
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 7:46 am to
Posted by Jma313
Member since Aug 2010
5245 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 8:56 am to
Don't come back now ya hear
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
22099 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:27 am to
If "she" dies on the same day as your grandmother, I'd hold off on sending flowers.
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Your dick is so small that it couldn't satisfy Lennay Kekua. You fricked.
ouch. Damn
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