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re: Gotta be Germans: Mississippi no longer fattest state

Posted on 5/19/13 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by UMRealist
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Posted on 5/19/13 at 8:38 pm to
OUR Moral Victory
Posted by GTHTSUN
Team Jacktown
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/19/13 at 9:22 pm to
Here's to all the morbidly obese that died in order to bring our numbers down.
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 5/19/13 at 9:43 pm to
What is it about states that begin with an M? Mississippi yielded to Missouri and Minnesota is second fattest. Does it have anything to do with the number of Walmarts per capita?
Posted by GTHTSUN
Team Jacktown
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Posted on 5/19/13 at 9:45 pm to
What you talkin bout, Willis? Mississippians were fat waaaaay before Walmarks came around.
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35906 posts
Posted on 5/19/13 at 9:47 pm to
Kentucky has more walmarts per capita than LSU, Missouri and Minnesota...

Suck a dick
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/19/13 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

What is it about states that begin with an M? Mississippi yielded to Missouri and Minnesota is second fattest. Does it have anything to do with the number of Walmarts per capita?


I read your whole post with a Turtleman accent in my mind..
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 5/19/13 at 9:51 pm to
IDK. I just associate obese people with Walmarts. Visit a Walmart here in Kentucky and you'll see a parade of electric shopping carts bearing some of the fattest people on earth. Damn, they can't stand up long enough to shop? Incredible.
Posted by GTHTSUN
Team Jacktown
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/19/13 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

Kentucky has more walmarts per capita than LSU, Missouri and Minnesota...


Not trying to be the spelling police but I'm pretty sure it's "Walmarks". See....

Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35906 posts
Posted on 5/19/13 at 10:03 pm to
only if you are over 65 years of age
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 5/19/13 at 10:03 pm to
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UMRealist


Um, you need to visit a Walmart vision center. Mississippi has 18 Walmarts per 1 million people while Kentucky has 14.
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35906 posts
Posted on 5/19/13 at 10:06 pm to
DID I SAY KENTUCKY HAD MORE THAN MISSISSIPPI PER CAPITA?!

I think YOU need to visit the vision center
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 5/19/13 at 10:09 pm to
No, I gotta stay away from the alcohol section. Mistook Missoura for Mississippi. I'm sure it's a common oversight.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/20/13 at 8:50 am to
Mizzou's SEC cred just went up.
Posted by DisplacedKentuckian
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 5/20/13 at 8:57 am to
I thoroughly enjoy people who refer to a singular Walmart as "the Walmarts".
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35906 posts
Posted on 5/20/13 at 9:04 am to
quote:

Mizzou's SEC cred just went up.



Maybe they aren't as much of an outsider as originally thought.
Posted by Jma313
Member since Aug 2010
5245 posts
Posted on 5/20/13 at 9:08 am to
The sip is movin is on down!
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