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re: Good Afternoon Ranters: Pale is the New Tan Edition

Posted on 5/15/13 at 10:47 am to
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 10:47 am to
quote:

I might even muster up the effort to go to the pool


Im about to head back to Tuscaloosa and besides working Friday I'll be doing the same
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 10:48 am to
Day drinking is the way He intended it IMO.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 10:49 am to
My Aunt and Uncle won't open their pool until after Memorial Day.

Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 10:53 am to
quote:

Day drinking is the way He intended it IMO.


Thats why people are so sloppy at bars during the summer because we drink all day, inhale greasy food for dinner, and continue drinking
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 10:56 am to
I'm feeling the pool today myself
Posted by McRebel42
North Mississippi Hollywood
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 10:58 am to
I'm so jelly ... I want to hurt you ...
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 10:58 am to
I need to get to the pool. Already getting a nice farmers tan and I haven't been spending a fraction of the time in the sun that I will be later in the summer.
This post was edited on 5/15/13 at 10:59 am
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 11:08 am to
My parents finally opened up their pool last week so of course I ended up with a sunburn.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 11:09 am to
I don't tan. I burn and then freckle. One day the freckles will connect.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 11:10 am to
I have to get sun gradually and can get somewhat of a tan. But I am fair skin, freckles, Irish, etc s so I dont tan easily and burn in the sun after 10 minutes.
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 11:16 am to
Freckles too?


I have to just sit in the sun for hours to get burned. If I'm up moving around, I never get too burned. But when I do burn, I go hard. It usually is when I go to the beach, and the cooler is next to me. I sit in my chair for hours drinking until I can't feel the sun on me anymore due to my drunkenness.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 11:18 am to
I tan, but it takes awhile. My husband on the other hand, has Indian in him, so he has a tan after 5 minutes in the sun. Luckily my girls got more of his skin. They are blonde and blue eyed and get brown as can be in the summer. Makes me jealous.
Posted by McRebel42
North Mississippi Hollywood
Member since Oct 2012
11606 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 11:20 am to
quote:

I have to get sun gradually and can get somewhat of a tan. But I am fair skin, freckles, Irish, etc s so I dont tan easily and burn in the sun after 10 minutes.



Me too ...
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21772 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 11:20 am to
It is clear that I have no Indian blood in me
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
102448 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 11:25 am to
There's a guy on my facebook that said "frick iphones and their fragile glass screen".


Do people not know what the frick a phone case is?
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
25716 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 11:25 am to
I got some Cherokee.

My great-great (maybe just one great) grandad was 3/4 Cherokee or something.

I feel like all of East TN has some Cherokee in them.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108355 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Freckles too?


I know right.

I roll with some 80 block when I'm in Florida or outside a lot. I have to be careful with it though because my Mom had skin cancer when she was 16 so no tanning beds or anything like that.

quote:

I have to just sit in the sun for hours to get burned. If I'm up moving around, I never get too burned. But when I do burn, I go hard. It usually is when I go to the beach, and the cooler is next to me. I sit in my chair for hours drinking until I can't feel the sun on me anymore due to my drunkenness.


I'm still jelly. About 10 minutes and I'm done.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108355 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 11:28 am to
My great-great grandmother on my Mom's side was half-blooded Cherokee. I apparently got the hair and that was about it.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 11:29 am to
quote:

It is clear that I have no Indian blood in me

Same here. We both have brown hair and green eyes, but he will get about 5 shades darker than me. Lucky bastard.
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
25716 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 11:30 am to
My mom had a cancerous mole removed. I have a few moles that I'll probably get removed sometime soon just to be safe.

I usually throw on some 30 if I get out to the beach real early, just to be safe. Or whatever anyone has with them. I hate the greasyness feeling, I prefer spray sun screen.

I will say my face gets burned more than my body, so I try and always put some on the moneymaker.
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