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Farting in the office. Who's guilty?
Posted on 5/17/13 at 8:51 am
Posted on 5/17/13 at 8:51 am
I am. I do it constantly.
Do you let them rip loud and proud? Or do you let the sbd bad boys loose to try and save face? How do you rip arse at work?
Do you let them rip loud and proud? Or do you let the sbd bad boys loose to try and save face? How do you rip arse at work?
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Posted on 5/17/13 at 8:55 am to Jma313
Use the bathroom. 
Posted on 5/17/13 at 8:58 am to c on z
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Use the bathroom.
Obviously your not very territorial
Posted on 5/17/13 at 9:02 am to Jma313
When I had a job I would drop bombs on the reg. Normally I would walk around to different departments and drop them there. Just for giggles.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 9:02 am to Jma313
I try to keep it fairly quiet. I am sort of isolated, but one time I let out a real stinker and someone walked up to ask me a question. Price you gotta pay for my knowledge.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 9:03 am to Jma313
I'll rip it in my office and go to the bathroom for some toot music cause it's tile and it echos. So any noise in there is like amplified 
it's hilarious.
it's hilarious.Posted on 5/17/13 at 9:08 am to TaxmanMSU
Yea our restroom is the same way. Its like being In the middle of an orchestra when you rip one in there
I also have a fan that blows air on me the whole day so that pushes mine into the next cubicle over
I also have a fan that blows air on me the whole day so that pushes mine into the next cubicle over
This post was edited on 5/17/13 at 9:09 am
Posted on 5/17/13 at 9:09 am to Jma313
Some guy in my office eats like shite (judging from the breakfast and lunches I see him eat) and he just lets out terrible dump after terrible dump.
I hate him. He sounds like he's dying in there. I guess Jimmy Dean Breakfast sandwiches are worth the pain.
I hate him. He sounds like he's dying in there. I guess Jimmy Dean Breakfast sandwiches are worth the pain.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 9:11 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
This may be the best thread I have ever started
Posted on 5/17/13 at 9:18 am to Jma313
In the office with other males I'll just let them fly. At school I love walking down the loud, crowded hallways between class and letting out a bomb only to hear kids 15 feet behind me complain about the smell.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 9:23 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
Posted on 5/17/13 at 9:58 am to Porter Osborne Jr
Ripping arse in the union was the best. Just sneak attack somewhere as you walk by..preferably a table full of white women was the target of choice
Posted on 5/17/13 at 10:06 am to Jma313
Nothing like crop dusting a group of unsuspecting people. I love walking around stadiums and just walking down the isles floating biscuits.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 11:29 am to Porter Osborne Jr
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Nothing like crop dusting a group of unsuspecting people. I love walking around stadiums and just walking down the isles floating biscuits.
I crop dust certain groups of people on certain days.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 12:27 pm to BloodSweat&Beers
I admit it fully,.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 2:45 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
Crowded clubs were my favorite places to crop dust. Can't be heard and something incredibly satisfying about stanking up the dance floor then retreating to the bar to take shots and watch the mayhem.
Cool story below:
One time I dropped one in a bar in Louisville that smelled like God's hate. You could see it move down the bar.People left and shite. I blamed some dude who left just before it hit. I'm not sorry.
Cool story below:
One time I dropped one in a bar in Louisville that smelled like God's hate. You could see it move down the bar.People left and shite. I blamed some dude who left just before it hit. I'm not sorry.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 5:08 pm to Jma313
I was in the elevator pod in the St. Louis Arch with my family and let out a ghastly fart right when the doors shut. The ride is about 3-4 minutes and there is no way off. It still stunk when the doors opened and other people were getting on.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 7:56 pm to Jma313
Sit in a plastic or wooden chair, lift my leg and let er rip.....
Posted on 5/17/13 at 8:00 pm to Wrenchruh
Bet you were laughing about that one all night.... Beer farts too.Posted on 5/17/13 at 8:02 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
Damn yo shite must be ripe to stink up an outdoor stadium
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