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re: Afternoon Thread.... Tequila for early happy hour lunch edition!

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Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:18 am to
I know exactly what you mean. It's like they've tied you down and you can't escape. I usually use the OMG I need a cigarette SO BADLY routine if I'm inside or I finish smoking really quickly and bounce if I'm outside and get trapped.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:21 am to
People also tell me a lot of their intimate sex details. Not the normal ones at happy hour like penis size or performance mishaps, but the ones like, "the only time my boyfriend gets an erection is after he's called his mother. Do you think I should worry?"


Posted by UMTigerRebel
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:25 am to
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I am in the good listener category. People see me from a mile away, and within 5 minutes, people will tell me their whole life stories.

This is me as well. I don't know why they do it!
Posted by Mr.Sinister
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:25 am to
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If you lived where I live, I'd join you


Bella, I'd buy you a drink anyday. I just wouldn't spill my gut to you.


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And then bring you back to watch you clean my house.


I am all about some closet cleaning.
Posted by bamafan425
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:26 am to
I just get in that drunken state where I don't know what to do. Sometimes I interject and tell a random story hoping to change the subject. But then they say "Ha. That's funny. But what I was saying..."

I pee frequently and even more frequently when inebriated, so usually it ends up with me sprinting to the bathroom.
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:27 am to
Same here. I think it's because I think most problems are manifestations of sexual frustration.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:27 am to
You probably have the warm nurturing aura too. I got mine from my mom. If my mom and I go shopping, it's like little fairies fly into people's ears and unlock the chains of inner angst and secrets.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:28 am to
when im drunk i like to listen to people and then preach to them about why my solution will work. then i wake up the next day and am like i hope they took my drunk advice
Posted by UMTigerRebel
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:31 am to
the company I work for does all those personality tests, and on one I had the "woo" factor as my dominant trait. It means I have the ability to make people open up to me quickly and gain their trust.
Posted by bamafan425
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:36 am to
Had a few friends try and get me to spill about my recent break up while we were drunk and at the bar. I said we weren't happy anymore. They keep pressing. Im like I'm drunk. We're at a bar. Who wants to talk about this? And would usually tell them let's take a shot.

That would get them off my case.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:37 am to
i really like letting someone get a few things in and then i can tell them how i would do things my friends didn't ask for details in the recent break up but it was nothing that good
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:38 am to
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Bella, I'd buy you a drink anyday. I just wouldn't spill my gut to you.


Which is why you would be so much fun!

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I am all about some closet cleaning.


The cookies are in the oven.
Posted by mwlewis
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Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:39 am to
I've been gone. You broke up with your gf? I'm sorry. I hope she hasn't been dramatic like the last one.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:41 am to
Breakup spillage is the worst. If they get back together after they've told you all of the awful stuff the other person did, they don't want to hang out with you anymore. It's always the end of the friendship until they break up again.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:45 am to
yea, its all good bella. It wasn't nearly as crazy as the last one. It was more of being on two different levels as far as the relationship was going.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:46 am to
That comes out in my personality tests too. I also have an incredibly contentious family, and I tend to be the one that gets along with everyone.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:48 am to
Ahhh. Well, I'm sorry. It's never fun to break up, even if you know that it's for the best.

I'm glad she wasn't as crazy as the other one, though, in retrospect, that story is one of the funniest TD (or TD offshoot) stories I know.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:52 am to
i was at the beach so didn't care at all

yes it is one of the best stories dealing with td
Posted by mwlewis
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 11:55 am to
Got everything done today that I needed to. I'm not sure if I should work ahead or not but the way its lining up I only have 1 section a day to do before the test, that is if I dont do anything on saturday or sunday which I probably will do some work those days.
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