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Which side of the urinal do you pick?
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:24 pm
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:24 pm
I go left every time.
And this may be the worst thread in the history of Tigerdroppings. I'm ashamed of myself for it.
And this may be the worst thread in the history of Tigerdroppings. I'm ashamed of myself for it.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:27 pm to Broke
5 position urinal bank
Guys at 2 and 5
What do you do?
Guys at 2 and 5
What do you do?
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:28 pm to gthog61
Whatever angle will make sure of no splash back.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:28 pm to Broke
Whichever side there’s not a dude with a Dick in his hand.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:29 pm to SeeeeK
quote:
Whatever angle will make sure of no splash back.
I mean they are all designed symmetrical on both sides. This shouldn't be an issue.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:29 pm to Broke
My penis curves right. So right.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:29 pm to gthog61
quote:
5 position urinal bank
Guys at 2 and 5
What do you do?
Go for slot 3. My dick looks better when viewed from the left.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:29 pm to Broke
quote:The tall side.
Which side of the urinal do you pick?
I don't know anyone short enough to use the tiny urinal, but plenty of us are tall enough to struggle not to piss all over our shoes if we do.
INB4:SorryYoursDoesntDangleTwoFeet
This post was edited on 11/22/17 at 12:33 pm
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:29 pm to gthog61
push the guy at #2 so he dribbles on himself, he's supposed to be at urinal #1 so i could pick urinal #3.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:30 pm to gthog61
quote:
5 position urinal bank
Guys at 2 and 5
What do you do?
Use the handicapped stall.
Either that or take a wide stance at 4 and piss in to 3.
This post was edited on 11/22/17 at 12:33 pm
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:30 pm to gthog61
quote:
5 position urinal bank
Guys at 2 and 5
What do you do
Gotta go 1. If you sit and wait, you look like a weirdo, like you're hiding a dark secret
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:30 pm to Broke
I always piss in the handicapped stall
If some cripple needs to shite that's too fricking bad
If some cripple needs to shite that's too fricking bad
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:34 pm to austintigerdad
The short urinal splashes back with a fierceness. Peeing straight down, so it pops right back up
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:36 pm to Broke
Right down the middle, into the goal.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:37 pm to Upperdecker
quote:
I mean they are all designed symmetrical on both sides. This shouldn't be an issue.
Depends on where ur standing, what angle, where feet are.
Urinating is all about angles. peeing to the right, with left foot forward will be a different angle than peeing to left with left foot forward.
It's all about the Angles!!!
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:38 pm to Broke
We have Ole Miss Col Reb decals in our urinals.
I aim between the eyes.
I aim between the eyes.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:39 pm to Broke
quote:
I go left every time.
And this may be the worst thread in the history of Tigerdroppings. I'm ashamed of myself for it.
I use the stall then stop off to pick up the big white mint to eat on my way out.
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