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Which side of the urinal do you pick?

Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:24 pm
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65040 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:24 pm
I go left every time.

And this may be the worst thread in the history of Tigerdroppings. I'm ashamed of myself for it.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:27 pm to
Scent patty.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:27 pm to
5 position urinal bank

Guys at 2 and 5

What do you do?
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28026 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:28 pm to
Whatever angle will make sure of no splash back.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57575 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:28 pm to
Whichever side there’s not a dude with a Dick in his hand.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19493 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:29 pm to
I piss on the whole thing.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65040 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Whatever angle will make sure of no splash back.


I mean they are all designed symmetrical on both sides. This shouldn't be an issue.
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
9928 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:29 pm to
My penis curves right. So right.
Posted by Zanzibaw
BR
Member since Jun 2016
2946 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

5 position urinal bank

Guys at 2 and 5

What do you do?


Go for slot 3. My dick looks better when viewed from the left.
Posted by austintigerdad
Llano County, TX
Member since Nov 2010
1884 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Which side of the urinal do you pick?
The tall side.

I don't know anyone short enough to use the tiny urinal, but plenty of us are tall enough to struggle not to piss all over our shoes if we do.

INB4:SorryYoursDoesntDangleTwoFeet

This post was edited on 11/22/17 at 12:33 pm
Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
4979 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:29 pm to
push the guy at #2 so he dribbles on himself, he's supposed to be at urinal #1 so i could pick urinal #3.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62719 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:30 pm to
Top side
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47571 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

5 position urinal bank

Guys at 2 and 5

What do you do?


Use the handicapped stall.

Either that or take a wide stance at 4 and piss in to 3.
This post was edited on 11/22/17 at 12:33 pm
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10950 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

5 position urinal bank

Guys at 2 and 5

What do you do


Gotta go 1. If you sit and wait, you look like a weirdo, like you're hiding a dark secret
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141600 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:30 pm to
I always piss in the handicapped stall

If some cripple needs to shite that's too fricking bad
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30542 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:34 pm to
The short urinal splashes back with a fierceness. Peeing straight down, so it pops right back up
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18657 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:36 pm to
Right down the middle, into the goal.

Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28026 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

I mean they are all designed symmetrical on both sides. This shouldn't be an issue.


Depends on where ur standing, what angle, where feet are.

Urinating is all about angles. peeing to the right, with left foot forward will be a different angle than peeing to left with left foot forward.

It's all about the Angles!!!
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131202 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:38 pm to
We have Ole Miss Col Reb decals in our urinals.

I aim between the eyes.
Posted by rdanneskjold
High Seas
Member since Nov 2017
11 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

I go left every time.

And this may be the worst thread in the history of Tigerdroppings. I'm ashamed of myself for it.



I use the stall then stop off to pick up the big white mint to eat on my way out.
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