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re: What’s the fart etiquette in your house?

Posted on 10/11/20 at 9:02 pm to
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 10/11/20 at 9:02 pm to
Let em rip tater chip!
Posted by Switchback
Highland Rim
Member since Oct 2020
772 posts
Posted on 10/11/20 at 9:30 pm to
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Wasn't real sure, then she quipped, "why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it".

That's called a Mississippi Queen
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55209 posts
Posted on 10/12/20 at 6:56 am to
Go to the bathroom if you have to let one rip

Except for the 12 year old, she gets away with the kitchen table, couch, anywhere really with nothing more than a stern glance from mom
Posted by RobertLP
Member since Oct 2020
6 posts
Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:02 am to
the same situation
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5216 posts
Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:37 am to
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Except for the 12 year old, she gets away with the kitchen table, couch, anywhere really with nothing more than a stern glance from mom


I have a feeling that dad trained her to do this just to irritate mom
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5216 posts
Posted on 10/26/20 at 2:31 pm to
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One can fart anywhere but next to the moonshine still


Just don’t light a match
Posted by Gtmodawg
PNW
Member since Dec 2019
4580 posts
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:53 pm to
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I try to avoid catering near my daughter. Just doesn’t feel right. I’ll fart near my son all day though.



Me too. Probably sexist and will cause her all sorts of emotional issues but I also don’t tell her dirty jokes...my son? Nothing has ever been off the table If I thought he would understand. So much difference between daughters and sons. More so for daddies probably than the kids but it is definitely different.
Posted by GumbOrgeron
Member since Feb 2018
1426 posts
Posted on 10/26/20 at 11:54 pm to
It’s crazy how you’ve gotten away with these threads over the years
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/28/20 at 12:06 pm to
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