Started By
Message
1
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:32 pm to SummerOfGeorge
quote:
Forged by grit, grime and losses to Arkansas and Mississippi State*
Don’t I know. Married an Arkansas grad. And that 2006 loss matters more than the 13 consecutive wins. And I didn’t meet her until 2011.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:32 pm to SummerOfGeorge
You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP!
[Slams model car into lighter]
Tommy: There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming,
[sets car on fire]
Tommy: "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon.
[Imitates siren]
Tommy: And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out.
[Imitates retching]
Tommy: All because you want to save a couple extra pennies. And to me, it doesn't...
[Slams model car into lighter]
Tommy: There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming,
[sets car on fire]
Tommy: "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon.
[Imitates siren]
Tommy: And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out.
[Imitates retching]
Tommy: All because you want to save a couple extra pennies. And to me, it doesn't...
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:33 pm to Sun God
Gawd what a movie
It's not here, not here, it's right here specifically
Nope nothing there waitress!
It's not here, not here, it's right here specifically
Nope nothing there waitress!
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:34 pm to SummerOfGeorge
I probably watched it 300 times in 1996
Did I catch a niner in there
Did I catch a niner in there
This post was edited on 2/14/20 at 9:36 pm
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:35 pm to Sun God
A lot of people go to college for 10 years!
Yea, they're called doctors
I still randomly watch clips of it on YouTube and laugh out loud
Yea, they're called doctors
I still randomly watch clips of it on YouTube and laugh out loud
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:36 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Hey prehistoric forest!
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:39 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Also, anytime a staff sends me an email telling me they think they found something wrong with work we did previously or in a prior year I literally just send this with no words
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:42 pm to sonuvapitcher
We love Josh Jacobs. Great guy and player. He deserves the success he is having.
Posted on 2/14/20 at 10:43 pm to Sun God
quote:
I trust OP
Found your problem
Posted on 2/14/20 at 10:45 pm to Ted2010
Alcoholism or “working too hard”?
Posted on 2/14/20 at 11:22 pm to Sun God
quote:
Alcoholism or “working too hard”?
Yes
Posted on 2/15/20 at 1:52 am to uofarolltide
Same thing happened with Upchurch
Posted on 2/15/20 at 7:42 am to sonuvapitcher
1 of my favorite Bama Players ever.
I remember watching his H.S. Tapes.It was 11 guys trying to tackle Josh,and they couldn't.
I like that Saban leaves plenty of tread on the tires so these guys can make money in the NFL.
I remember watching his H.S. Tapes.It was 11 guys trying to tackle Josh,and they couldn't.
I like that Saban leaves plenty of tread on the tires so these guys can make money in the NFL.
Posted on 2/15/20 at 8:04 am to Paul Allen
quote:
Same thing happened with Upchurch
You're right. Jacobs and Upchurch were two backs, separated by almost a decade, who always seemed to be nicked up. Jacobs was a beast when he was healthy, but the man was consistently injured during his sophomore year.
Posted on 2/15/20 at 8:27 am to sonuvapitcher
you mean the coaching staff or uneducated football fans maybe. it was pretty obvious IMO he was the best back on the team. dude was a fricking battering ram running and blocking
Posted on 2/15/20 at 1:36 pm to sonuvapitcher
Not under appreciated at all. You have an outsiders perspective. JJ is and has always been beloved by Bama fans.
Page 2 of 2
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News