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re: An LSU fan, Tennessee fan, and Auburn fan walk into a bar

Posted on 6/12/19 at 8:34 pm to
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35928 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 8:34 pm to
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Bruises on their foreheads?

NO! I already made that joke!
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 8:45 pm to
Easy....those schools are all the object of scorn in the Alabama chorus of “Dixieland Delight.”

“...Make a little lovin' (ALL NIGHT)
A little turtle dovin' on a Mason Dixon night (**** AUBURN),
Fits my life (AND LSU), oh so right (AND TENNESSEE, TOO),
My Dixieland Delight...”
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51802 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

All your Daddy...


Auburn is my daddy? 1...2...potato.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71041 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 9:06 pm to
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I love you MOT, but you're being obliterated right now


Don't care, watching the blues win the cup
Posted by OSTiger77
Ocean Springs
Member since Nov 2017
1688 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 9:09 pm to
What in the holy hell are you smoking
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 9:12 pm to
Oh, I like this game.

Marry the Auburn fan, cuz those Alabaman's are good people

Kill the Tennessee fan because STOP PLAYING ROCKY TOP 400 TIME A GAME!!!

frick the LSU fan because...




...wait for it...




frickLSU.



.
This post was edited on 6/12/19 at 9:14 pm
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 9:28 pm to
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What in the holy hell are you smoking

Well, one isn’t smoking if it is true. I assume you’ve heard Alabama fans sing the chorus of that song?
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
28888 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 10:35 pm to
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They are in the same bar?


Good one.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35928 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 10:38 pm to
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An LSU fan and a Clemson fan walk into a bar

The bartender says “What’ll it be, Willy?”
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8574 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 11:28 pm to
They are all bulls to Arkansas women and make Arkansas men cuckolds
Posted by ConwayGamecock
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2012
9121 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:33 am to
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NO! I already made that joke!




Show me the patent, bitch.....
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:35 am to
They all gay?
Posted by FatBoy62
Arkansas
Member since May 2018
672 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 9:04 am to
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What do they have in common?


All 3 won a BCS championship. Something Arkansas fans never came close to sniffing.
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15578 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 10:23 am to
None of them watched a CWS-winning pop fly fall in between 3 players ?
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 11:03 am to
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Easy....those schools are all the object of scorn in the Alabama chorus of “Dixieland Delight.”

“...Make a little lovin' (ALL NIGHT)
A little turtle dovin' on a Mason Dixon night (**** AUBURN),
Fits my life (AND LSU), oh so right (AND TENNESSEE, TOO),
My Dixieland Delight...”


Cade Mays has a good rendition.
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