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Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine

Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:57 am
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:57 am
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Released today. Apparently scientists working with IBM have developed a way to cause time to flow backwards. Repeatable 85% of the time.

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Lead researcher Dr Gordey Lesovik said by putting scattered electrons back into their original shape they had effectively created a state which went against the 'direction of time'


I've been trying to tell people until I feel like I'm going blue in the face that we have time travelers among us now. Recently Donald Trump has stated that the entire reason he is in office is to release technologies to the public that have been kept in the dark until now.

I will expect to see a revolution in the energy industry in the near future. In the meantime, it appears Trump's uncle John Trump may have gotten ahold of some of Tesla's research that eventually led to the development of time travel?

I don't know how else to explain all this stuff. Books written about him in the 1800s? Clues to things we see in the present day dropped into movies from the 80s?

The list of anomalous behavior and outright peculiarities like the 2 mentioned above is extensive at this point.

Anyways, cool beans! We have time travel now, ya'll!
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 12:04 pm to
That's so weird.

Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 12:04 pm to
That's so weird.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 12:04 pm to
That's so weird.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 12:25 pm to
Piggi is a time traveler too?! It's like three different versions of herself posted the same thing at the same time!
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 12:29 pm to
I have special skills.
Posted by Kcprogguitar
Kansas City
Member since Oct 2014
886 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 12:32 pm to
A computer model. That’s your proof.

Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 12:37 pm to
I have no "proof", but the list of peculiarities is growing larger all the time.

If time travel is developed at any point in the future, it becomes likely that we will be interacting with them now in our present timeline. Of course we wouldn't know any better, but yeah, they'll be around.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 12:58 pm to
bullshite. There is no "backwards" time travel. Everybody knows that the only way to end up in the "past" is to go so far "forward" that you circle back around.
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
9153 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:09 pm to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:38 pm to
That's true. The circle is just so huge and the curve so slight that time appears linear to us mere mortals
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:52 pm to
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bullshite


Fake news.
Posted by Commander Data
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Dec 2016
7289 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 2:38 pm to
Interesting but you are too smart to believe it.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12565 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:13 pm to
My wife has had a time machine for years. She uses it when we argue because she can tell me about some shite I did wrong 15 years ago.

Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

putting scattered electrons back into their original shape


This is gobbledygook without any scientific foundation. A.k.a. as pseudo-science.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

Clues to things we see in the present day dropped into movies from the 80s?
you're really missing the obvious here
Posted by auisssa
Member since Feb 2010
4153 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:56 am to
quote:

gobbledygook


I did the same thing with ice and water. Amazing!
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
10911 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 12:39 pm to
Whatever happened happened.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 2:52 pm to
The Sun...the only true rival to QuantaMagazine





Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18878 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 10:34 am to
Does this mean I'm gonna be able to go back to high school and stop the other school from cheating me during track and field?
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