Keep inching further and further into the road and I'm going to take your arse out

Drama queens can't just be drama queens in person, they have to put these little frickers in the road and try to run your life from the confines of their porch swings

This now goes for old curmudgeons as well. They moved past wanting you out of their yard, now they want to pretend you're driving too fast, and these old bastards don't have any kids anymore. They're just being jerks.