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I’d like access to the AU board.

Posted on 1/28/19 at 7:20 pm
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 7:20 pm
I’m from Auburn, attended AHS, AU, then Utah and UF for doctoral program.

I have a house in Auburn and SLC. Go Utes.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46530 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 12:07 am to
I have been asking for access for years but they won't grant it.

I do not know why.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 12:31 am to
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I do not know why


Because you touch yourself at night
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 12:40 am to
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Because you touch yourself at night



That's not true any more. I'm pretty sure the reason Bama lost to Clemson was because I touched myself the night before. So I haven't done it since.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 12:42 am to
Do you have super powers?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 12:52 am to
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Do you have super powers?


I do a pretty good Ric Flair impression.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 12:54 am to
Ok but after a certain amount of days on nofap you’re supposed to be able to levitate and shite. Not sure what the timeframe is, was wondering where you were in the process. Can you at least bend spoons yet?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 12:56 am to
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Ok but after a certain amount of days on nofap you’re supposed to be able to levitate and shite. Not sure what the timeframe is, was wondering where you were in the process. Can you at least bend spoons yet?


You may be on to something. Let me check the WT21 melt calendar he created to see how long it's been.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 1:06 am to
How long until a person goes full on Scarlett Johansson in Lucy?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 1:08 am to
The month mark maybe?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 2:07 pm to
A whole month? Unpossible
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