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Posted on 1/9/19 at 8:28 pm
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Member since Oct 2017
27508 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 8:28 pm
Go.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18878 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 8:38 pm to
Youre a man who wears a dog collar on the regular and barks at passers by.
Youre not one to shy away from pissing on a fire hydrant while others watch, but you will become aggressive if they go near it.
Sometimes a spin move is called for when a cop arrives to prevent you from taking a dump in the grass at the park.
Did I capture it? Or does KS need to whip out the file on you?
This post was edited on 1/9/19 at 8:39 pm
Posted by ExtraSpecial
Music City
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 8:38 pm to
Plays Fortnite
Posted by diddlydawg7
2x Best Poster Elite 8 (2x Sweet 16
Member since Oct 2017
27508 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 8:42 pm to
I'm serious. If you keep it reasonable I will actually tell you if you are right.

quote:

Youre a man who wears a dog collar on the regular and barks at passers by.


No

quote:

Youre not one to shy away from pissing on a fire hydrant while others watch, but you will become aggressive if they go near it.


No
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27172 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 8:45 pm to
Early to mid 30’s. 3 day shadow. Wears Axe body spray. The older guy picking up younger chicks in the bar. Dresses slightly too young for his age.
This post was edited on 1/9/19 at 8:46 pm
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18878 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 8:49 pm to
Shoot, maybe that was just the neighborhood crazy.
I'll take another shot
You watch twitch streams of people watching others' twitch streams because you like a deeper viewing experience when watching a light box.
You have a full collection of Brittany Spears' work from Baby one more time onward.
You own a recliner but sit in a chair from your dining room table to browse the web, on your phone.
You had a mowhawk at one point in time to be edgey, and got made fun of for it.
Youre a closet Florida fan.
You had reheated taco bell for supper.
Am I warm? I feel like I'm pretty close on this
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18878 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

The older guy picking up younger chicks in the bar. Dresses slightly too young for his age.

30 year old boomer confirmed
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27172 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:05 pm to
I should have said, “trying to pick up younger chicks in the bar.”
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:07 pm to
Carbon-based moving parts.
Contains significant amounts water.
Turns food into poo.
Posted by diddlydawg7
2x Best Poster Elite 8 (2x Sweet 16
Member since Oct 2017
27508 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

Shoot, maybe that was just the neighborhood crazy.
I'll take another shot
You watch twitch streams of people watching others' twitch streams because you like a deeper viewing experience when watching a light box.
You have a full collection of Brittany Spears' work from Baby one more time onward.
You own a recliner but sit in a chair from your dining room table to browse the web, on your phone.
You had a mowhawk at one point in time to be edgey, and got made fun of for it.
Youre a closet Florida fan.
You had reheated taco bell for supper.
Am I warm? I feel like I'm pretty close on this







None of those are correct. But you are closer. I had non reheated taco bell 3 days ago. I own a couch that I sit on and browse my phone. I have watched twitch streams in the past. but never in the way you described. I sometimes fashion a mohawk in the shower but never actually styled it in public.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18878 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

Carbon-based moving parts.

I was going off the assumption he was silicon based.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:44 pm to
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Or does KS need to whip out the file on you?


Only interesting people get files.
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