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Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?

Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:29 pm
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:29 pm
Studies have shown that too much soy can turn men effeminate and suppress natural male development.





The Arkansas Delta is one of the most prolific soybean production areas in the world…


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The prevailing winds blow west to east….





….sending heavy quantities of soy-dust directly towards Oxford, Mississippi year round…





Which, over time, results in this….


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Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37436 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:32 pm to
Oxford has a huge percentage of gay dudes and dad bod types.

Their women whore themselves out when other teams come into town during football season because of this

I saw an OM girl getting down behind the Church next to the grove with an A&M fan after the 2013 game. They went crazy
This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 3:33 pm
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

I saw an OM girl getting down behind the Church next to the grove with an A&M fan after the 2013 game


Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:39 pm to
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17436 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

Which, over time, results in this….


So soy makes you an Hall of Fame point guard....who would have thought simple soy dust is a PED
Posted by Uncle Gunnysack
Member since Apr 2016
5541 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:42 pm to
ole miss seems to be the choice destination for alot of rich dumb chicks from houston. theyre pretty much the texas tech of the SEC
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29016 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

So soy makes you an Hall of Fame point guard



Wait... is that Steve Nash?
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:44 pm to
sure it was a girl? these studies indicate otherwise
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 5:16 pm to
Really great timing on the day a plane crashed in a Mississippi soy field killing 16 or so marines.
Posted by Columbia
Land of the Yuppies
Member since Mar 2016
3131 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 5:16 pm to
what a bunch of figs
Posted by Rambler
NWA
Member since Jan 2011
1204 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

Wait... is that Steve Nash?


Yes.
Posted by AllbyMyRelf
Virginia
Member since Nov 2014
3314 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 8:13 pm to
/thread
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 8:55 pm to
This is an interesting theory and explains a lot.

Why do so many of the Ole Miss white boys turn out gay?
Posted by TOFTR
Tennissippi
Member since Jan 2016
2925 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:05 pm to

Yeah, look at all these notable Rebels dressed like queers
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:16 pm to
The most notable non-athletes from Ole Miss are Shep Smith and the business manager who convinced Katy Perry to do Gameday.

Your most well-known poster on the poli-bard is Toddy.

The hypothesis has merit.

Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19451 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

OM girl

quote:

A&M fan


Who could resist these moves?

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