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What Texas sits in the middle of.
Posted on 9/10/22 at 12:16 am
Posted on 9/10/22 at 12:16 am
Good grief Texas sits in the middle of the world's largest pile of dog shite. Dirty Sanchez to the South, Okies to the north, UFO nuts to the West, and swamp creatures (Cajuns) to the east. No wonder the longhorn and f Aggie fans on here are so miserable.
This post was edited on 9/10/22 at 3:06 am
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Posted on 9/10/22 at 12:26 am to TheBiggestBrother
And I’m sure a visit from all the fat shite mullet Bama fans with bear Bryant arm sleeve tattoos and back tits is just a welcomed break from all that
Posted on 9/10/22 at 12:27 am to TheBiggestBrother
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TheBiggestBrother
I'm guessing even your smallest brother took your lunch and the last slice of pizza anytime he chose to do so
Posted on 9/10/22 at 12:31 am to Purple Lion
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And I’m sure a visit from all the fat shite mullet Bama fans with bear Bryant arm sleeve tattoos and back tits is just a welcomed break from all that
But, it's well known we don't travel well for early games or those that don't allow quality bands to be seated in the lower shitty seats.
So...
Posted on 9/10/22 at 12:37 am to TheBiggestBrother
Geauxd one Ed. How’s life on the beach?
Posted on 9/10/22 at 12:42 am to five_fivesix
Just counting my money and crushing that poon
Posted on 9/10/22 at 12:45 am to TheBiggestBrother
Like a boss 
Posted on 9/10/22 at 1:08 am to TheBiggestBrother
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Dirty Sanchez to the South
South Texas is great
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UFO nuts to the West,
Beautiful country
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swamp creatures (Cajuns) to the east
Great food
Posted on 9/10/22 at 3:06 am to five_fivesix
Go tyguahs
Posted on 9/10/22 at 7:12 am to TheBiggestBrother
It’s a pretty big state. We usually don’t feel the need to leave.
Posted on 9/10/22 at 7:12 am to TheBiggestBrother
Alabama sits in the middle surrounded by states that are all smarter than the good Ole cocksucking Bama folks
Posted on 9/10/22 at 7:53 am to TheBiggestBrother
Soy gumps are complaining about Texas? lolol..
Posted on 9/10/22 at 7:53 am to TheBiggestBrother
It’s better than what Alabama sits inside of…
Posted on 9/10/22 at 8:11 am to Purple Lion
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And I’m sure a visit from all the fat shite mullet Bama fans with bear Bryant arm sleeve tattoos and back tits is just a welcomed break from all that
I'm from Alabama but, dang, that's pretty funny....
Posted on 9/10/22 at 8:14 am to Purple Lion
Quality work Sir
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