Big 6 membership status update

The Big 6 membership review committee met and has renewed all current members. However, some members will be receiving letters indicating that they need to step the frick up or risk being relegated to the little 8.

The little 8 members :lookstowardOzarkbillyville: need not respond. Our people will be in touch with your people should we need you to bring us some coffee.

In good standing:

Bama, UF, LSU:
Notes: Bama should get their 2,349 NC so no review was necessary. LSU is a trick play or two from the big game. It was still a good year. UF had a nice recovery from Urbanitis so no review needed.

Watch list:

UG: Should the dogs fail to win their bowl game a letter of inquiry will be sent. It will simply ask, "Do you still want to keep Richt?".

On notice:

UT: My goodness you suck. The committee has been very patient however, this is it. Relegation is eminent (that means soon for you UT folks).

Auburn:

You are a mess. Get your shite straight. The committee even forgot to address your ineptitude. We'll we didn't really, we just figured after such an awful showing this year we would cut you a bit of slack considering you probably already know to start packing your stuff for little 8 territory.

ETA: Accidental deletion. Auburn, your star shone brightly so recently but it died quicker than the hopes and dreams of all Arky fans after their season began this year and after they hired Bert.

The committee will reconvene at this time next year. We are working on the list of candidates that would serve as suitable replacements. We are going to have a list of 5 schools because that seems to be the magic number in the SEC coaching searches for some schools so we will stick with 5.