Football is dumb, stupid, and for persons of inferior smarts

Good morning to all you doodad sniffers, stanky leg deniers, and truck stop enthusiasts,

After much deliberation and consideration of the saturations, I have concluded that football is of no great import in my life.

Woe, to you, who fill your minds with hopes and dreams, for your time is nigh. The reaper of sorrow is coming, as it has come for me.


SIKE YOU BITCHES YOU THOUGHT

frick THIS DAMN PROGRAM I CAN'T frickING TAKE IT ANYMORE.

DJ Lagway is a fricking joke and I have a sauce that has relayed to me that he was kicked out of a Wawa for cocking an attitude with an employee, even raising the "do you know who I am?" card.

Disgraceful. I hope he transfers. 11 TD and 12 INTs and we gave this jort smoker a damn Chipotle commercial. Add to the mix his bad attitude and no wonder we suck.

This is NOT to excuse anything that Sunbelt Billy did, as DJ was his single most important player of his coaching career and the fruits of his labor are as rotten as a Voldosta man's teeth.

Ole Miss is going to kick our asses down Main St and deep fry us like a chicken on a stick.

Lane nor any coach worth a damn will come to Hogtown as this program is melting down worse than LSU.

fricking incredible.

I hope the rest of you eat cold grits for supper.