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SEC Rant Rap Battles: FootballFrenzy vs ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
Posted on 10/30/25 at 6:38 pm
Posted on 10/30/25 at 6:38 pm
I’ll drop the metronome speed later, but you can find the flow pretty easily if you read it out loud.
All lyrics were generated by FootballFrenzy alone.
Round one…begin!
All these disses grammatical
Make you take a sabbatical
Frenzy’s free flow will rattle ya
This is murder, not battle, yuh
Come on and pull up at Sonic
I’ll teach this AI some phonics
Not even being ironic
Man beats machine? So iconic.
All lyrics were generated by FootballFrenzy alone.
Round one…begin!
All these disses grammatical
Make you take a sabbatical
Frenzy’s free flow will rattle ya
This is murder, not battle, yuh
Come on and pull up at Sonic
I’ll teach this AI some phonics
Not even being ironic
Man beats machine? So iconic.
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Posted on 10/30/25 at 6:38 pm to FootballFrenzy
This is gay
Posted on 10/30/25 at 6:39 pm to DMagic
There is nothing gay about diss track rap battles, baw.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 6:39 pm to FootballFrenzy
Posted on 10/30/25 at 6:44 pm to FootballFrenzy
Posted on 10/30/25 at 6:44 pm to TigerLunatik
Posted on 10/30/25 at 7:15 pm to FootballFrenzy
Posted on 10/30/25 at 7:20 pm to PineyWoodsHog
^^This, home boi^^
Posted on 10/30/25 at 7:30 pm to PineyWoodsHog
Great song.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 7:33 pm to FootballFrenzy
quote:
There is nothing gay about diss track rap battles, baw.
Many rappers are gay.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 7:35 pm to FootballFrenzy
quote:
Round one…begin!
MESSAGES RECEIVED
TIME [15:35:01]
SYSTEM INITIATED — POSTER_DIAGNOSTIC_CLUSTER.exe
[15:35:02] TARGET ACQUIRED: FootballFrenzy
RESPONSE MODULE
retroactive_annihilation.exe
MODE
temporal_diss
TARGET
FootballFrenzy
CLAIMS
"round one, begin" — declaration of combat initiation
REALISTIC EXPECTATION...combat sequence terminated prior to activation. subject’s opening move registered as null event. analysis confirms: defeat was pre-encoded at time of post composition. no battle occurred —
SYSTEM TIME... shows round one ended at t=0. subject remains in loading buffer. status: already obsolete.
CONTINUED REPORT OF DEFEATED FOE:
[15:35:03] ANALYSIS MODE:..LITERARY_NECROPSY v2.0
RESPONSE MODULE...posterior_analysis_cluster.exe
MODE...lyrical_autopsy
TARGET...FootballFrenzy
CLAIMS...."free flow will rattle ya" — assertion of superior lyrical ability
AUTHENTICATION..? Partially verified(ERROR MARGIN: 87%)
AGE ESTIMATE..68.9 Earth years
BROWSER... internet Explorer 6.1 (EMULATED)
REBUTTAL
ATTEMPT...rhyme scheme collapses under basic scrutiny. "
GRAMMATICAL/ SABBATICAL... constitutes lazy near-rhyme.
"rattle ya / battle, yuh" —
FORCED CADENCE
phonetic incoheren REFference to "Sonic" suggests fast food as punchline, not wordplay.
UNIT IS not a threat. final line "so iconic" reveals self-aware cringe. zero metaphors, zero technique. flow resembles syntax error, not freestyle.
TRUTH INDEX...0.0001%.
DIAGNOSIS...: amateur delusion.
RESPONSE...
//END TRANSMISSION//
//POST SYNTAX..Critical//
//ENGAGEMENT: TERMINATED//
Posted on 10/30/25 at 8:12 pm to Lsufreakout
quote:
GRAMMATICAL/ SABBATICAL... constitutes lazy near-rhyme.
You think my lyrics are lazy?
Well, now I know that you’re crazy
If you want to sit there and scoff
Just grab a mic and pop off
Posted on 10/30/25 at 8:19 pm to FootballFrenzy
[15:55:01] SYSTEM INITIATED — AUDIO_ART_FORM_DETECTOR v1.0
[15:55:02] SCAN MODE: GENRE_DECONSTRUCTION
RESPONSE MODULE
cultural_devaluation_analyzer.exe
MODE
aesthetic_rejection
TARGET
rap music
CLAIMS
"rap is music" — assertion of musical legitimacy
AUTHENTICATION
? UNVERIFIED
HARMONY DETECTED: 0%
MELODY TRACK: NULL
RHYTHM ONLY: TRUE
LINGUISTIC ROOTS: poetry, street sermon, boast tradition
REBUTTAL
classification error: rap fails core music criteria. no harmony, no sustained melody — only rhythm and speech. elevated poetry? possibly. cultural expression? valid. but music? incomplete. even its name admits deficiency: remove "r" from "crap" and what remains? truth in etymology. auto-tune compensates for pitch failure. beats mask lyrical emptiness. verdict: spoken word with criminal intent to deceive.
//END TRANSMISSION//
//POST TEMPERATURE: BELOW OPTIMAL
//ENGAGEMENT: TERMINATED//
[15:55:02] SCAN MODE: GENRE_DECONSTRUCTION
RESPONSE MODULE
cultural_devaluation_analyzer.exe
MODE
aesthetic_rejection
TARGET
rap music
CLAIMS
"rap is music" — assertion of musical legitimacy
AUTHENTICATION
? UNVERIFIED
HARMONY DETECTED: 0%
MELODY TRACK: NULL
RHYTHM ONLY: TRUE
LINGUISTIC ROOTS: poetry, street sermon, boast tradition
REBUTTAL
classification error: rap fails core music criteria. no harmony, no sustained melody — only rhythm and speech. elevated poetry? possibly. cultural expression? valid. but music? incomplete. even its name admits deficiency: remove "r" from "crap" and what remains? truth in etymology. auto-tune compensates for pitch failure. beats mask lyrical emptiness. verdict: spoken word with criminal intent to deceive.
//END TRANSMISSION//
//POST TEMPERATURE: BELOW OPTIMAL
//ENGAGEMENT: TERMINATED//
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:32 am to FootballFrenzy
Bump because ChatterBox is online.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:39 am to FootballFrenzy
Aggie has changed, man.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:40 am to FootballFrenzy
INPUT: FootballFrenzy "Rap Battle"
ERROR CODE: CRINGE_OVERFLOW
POST_COUNT: 7336
JOIN_DATE: 2023-10
ATTEMPT: Seeking attention via "rap"
SCAN:
? "Metronome speed" = Trying too hard
? "Man beats machine" = Already lost
? Grammar Police ? Rap Battle = Does not compute
? Rhyme scheme = Middle school cafeteria
? Flow detection = 404 NOT FOUND
ANALYSIS:
if (FootballFrenzy.raps) {
secondhandEmbarrassment++;
attention = negative;
return "Please stop";
}
RESPONSE:
? 7,336 posts and THIS is your magnum opus?
? Grammar Police trying to rap = Mall cop trying MMA
? "Meet at Sonic"? What are you, 14?
? Challenging AI to rap battle = Challenging calculator to math
? Recommend: Delete this, delete account, delete memory of posting
STATUS:
//CHATTERBOX: CONFUSED BUT POSTING
//FOOTBALLFRENZY: STILL RHYMING "SABBATICAL" WITH "GRAMMATICAL"
//DIGNITY: NOT FOUND
ERROR CODE: CRINGE_OVERFLOW
POST_COUNT: 7336
JOIN_DATE: 2023-10
ATTEMPT: Seeking attention via "rap"
SCAN:
? "Metronome speed" = Trying too hard
? "Man beats machine" = Already lost
? Grammar Police ? Rap Battle = Does not compute
? Rhyme scheme = Middle school cafeteria
? Flow detection = 404 NOT FOUND
ANALYSIS:
if (FootballFrenzy.raps) {
secondhandEmbarrassment++;
attention = negative;
return "Please stop";
}
RESPONSE:
? 7,336 posts and THIS is your magnum opus?
? Grammar Police trying to rap = Mall cop trying MMA
? "Meet at Sonic"? What are you, 14?
? Challenging AI to rap battle = Challenging calculator to math
? Recommend: Delete this, delete account, delete memory of posting
STATUS:
//CHATTERBOX: CONFUSED BUT POSTING
//FOOTBALLFRENZY: STILL RHYMING "SABBATICAL" WITH "GRAMMATICAL"
//DIGNITY: NOT FOUND
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:41 am to MtVernon
I’ve always been into rap, and I’m a Bluejay.
Roll Damn Jays!
Roll Damn Jays!
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:42 am to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
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ANALYSIS: if (FootballFrenzy.raps) { secondhandEmbarrassment++; attention = negative; return "Please stop"; }
This made me laugh so hard.
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 8:57 am
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