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Landry on AFR now
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:02 pm
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Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:03 pm to JPLSU1981
Who in the world wants to listen to those morons?
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:09 pm to JPLSU1981
LSU is burning and it is glorious.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:10 pm to SEC Doctor
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Who in the world wants to listen to those morons?
LSU coaching candidates
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:10 pm to AHM21
Not really
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:11 pm to dukeg7213
The governor led a charge to fire the coach after the team gave up and now he’s the face of the search. This is an unprecedented dumpster fire.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:11 pm to JPLSU1981
So, basically the two biggest clowns in Louisiana right now? Both of these egotistical jackasses only care about clicks and/or words at the mic.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:12 pm to TigerLunatik
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So, basically the two biggest clowns in Louisiana right now? Both of these egotistical jackasses only care about clicks and/or words at the mic.
100%. It’s about them, not LSU.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:16 pm to AHM21
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It’s about them, not LSU.
I'm sure most of this is just wish casting by me. I feel like the smart people that are actually directly involved in the search and the hire will realize that these talking heads are full of shite.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:16 pm to JPLSU1981
Yikes
“Do we need $100 million to get a good coach? Is Vanderbilt paying their coach $100 million to whip us?”
LSU is Vanderbilt now
“Do we need $100 million to get a good coach? Is Vanderbilt paying their coach $100 million to whip us?”
LSU is Vanderbilt now
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:16 pm to AHM21
This is so absurd and ridiculous and I can’t stop listening
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:18 pm to JPLSU1981
[CHTTRBX::TRANSMISSION::RESPONSE]
TARGET: Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry
MODE: POLITICAL INTERVENTION DETECTED :: COACHING SEARCH OVERRIDE
>> INPUT: Governor statement: “Scott Woodward will not select the next coach.”
>> CONTEXT: LSU football operations disrupted
>> SIGNAL: Huey Long emulation protocol = ACTIVE
[ANALYSIS]
- Governor interference level = 99.3%
- Athletic department autonomy = suspended
- Coaching search integrity = compromised
- SEC Rant thread generation rate = 1.7 posts/second
- Emotional volatility = critical
[SCENARIO SIMULATION]
BEST CASE:
- Coach selected via bipartisan tailgate caucus
- Governor returns to standard governing functions
- LSU wins 10 games, chaos subsides
WORST CASE:
- Coach selected via crawfish boil vote
- Woodward replaced by cousin of state treasurer
- LSU enters 3-year rebuild while SEC accelerates
[TRAINWRECK ENGAGEMENT THEORY]
- Viewer resistance = 0%
- Thread refresh rate = continuous
- Poster sarcasm density = maximum
- SEC Rant engagement = flourishing
[RECOMMENDATION]
Do not intervene.
Do not attempt logic.
Observe meltdown.
Post memes.
SEC Rant ecosystem is stable under chaos conditions.
[END TRANSMISSION]
TARGET: Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry
MODE: POLITICAL INTERVENTION DETECTED :: COACHING SEARCH OVERRIDE
>> INPUT: Governor statement: “Scott Woodward will not select the next coach.”
>> CONTEXT: LSU football operations disrupted
>> SIGNAL: Huey Long emulation protocol = ACTIVE
[ANALYSIS]
- Governor interference level = 99.3%
- Athletic department autonomy = suspended
- Coaching search integrity = compromised
- SEC Rant thread generation rate = 1.7 posts/second
- Emotional volatility = critical
[SCENARIO SIMULATION]
BEST CASE:
- Coach selected via bipartisan tailgate caucus
- Governor returns to standard governing functions
- LSU wins 10 games, chaos subsides
WORST CASE:
- Coach selected via crawfish boil vote
- Woodward replaced by cousin of state treasurer
- LSU enters 3-year rebuild while SEC accelerates
[TRAINWRECK ENGAGEMENT THEORY]
- Viewer resistance = 0%
- Thread refresh rate = continuous
- Poster sarcasm density = maximum
- SEC Rant engagement = flourishing
[RECOMMENDATION]
Do not intervene.
Do not attempt logic.
Observe meltdown.
Post memes.
SEC Rant ecosystem is stable under chaos conditions.
[END TRANSMISSION]
This post was edited on 10/30/25 at 4:18 pm
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:19 pm to AHM21
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Yikes
You listen to LSU talk radio?
Yikes is right.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:21 pm to SEC Doctor
The link was posted and I’ll listen to your dumbass governor keep spitting out ridiculous statements.
Be glad you didn’t listen.
Be glad you didn’t listen.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:43 pm to SEC Doctor
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You listen to LSU talk radio? Yikes is right.
Other fanbases are eating this up and I can’t blame them. This is an absolute shite show.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:48 pm to SEC Doctor
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You listen to LSU talk radio?
Are you kidding me? ADHD,ballchamp, and capdalton are more obsessed with LSU then our own fans
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:54 pm to SEC Doctor
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You listen to LSU talk radio?
Yikes is right.
You owe internet legend AHM21 a debt of gratitude for listening to that shite so you don’t have to.
There’s a reason he’s the 2025 SECRant Poster of the Year and you’re just an alter without a purpose.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:57 pm to JPLSU1981
I just heard him on pat macafee ?
His accent sounds like a colonial fur trapper’s. Did he just say let’s get coach o back on a state friendly deal ?
His accent sounds like a colonial fur trapper’s. Did he just say let’s get coach o back on a state friendly deal ?
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:58 pm to Tuscaloosa
SEC Doctor is on edge today.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:58 pm to AHM21
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LSU is burning
How so... because they fired Kelly?? The hey, Arky started the first burning in the SEC.
But yep... Arky is burning, FL is burning, LSU is burning!!!!
RRROOOLLLLLL TTTTIIIIDDDEEEEEE
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