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Gov Landry speech to be shown in history classes
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:09 pm
Our children's children will one day watch a documentary in history class called "tDelcline of the University of LSU Footbaw Program" and starts with the speech from Guvnah Coonass.
Much like Patton, the stark and unminced words will ring out in their ears like a drum.
Even in deep Louisiana, the purple and gold is only brought out for madi gras, since no one wants to be seen with a Toonces t shirt anymore.
The children will look at Google photos of the Tigah Stadium, once a hallowed ground of gridiron now in decay as the program was shut down by the university after hiring Bill Belichick in a desperate move to land a coach who has won a championship, only to completely destroy the program after going 1-11 for 3 consecutive years.
A lone statute stands guard over the once valley of death, a shirtless Coach YawYaw, an ode to the last championship.
An old man stands in the background, with a single tear, remembering the days of old, the days that will never be again.
Much like Patton, the stark and unminced words will ring out in their ears like a drum.
Even in deep Louisiana, the purple and gold is only brought out for madi gras, since no one wants to be seen with a Toonces t shirt anymore.
The children will look at Google photos of the Tigah Stadium, once a hallowed ground of gridiron now in decay as the program was shut down by the university after hiring Bill Belichick in a desperate move to land a coach who has won a championship, only to completely destroy the program after going 1-11 for 3 consecutive years.
A lone statute stands guard over the once valley of death, a shirtless Coach YawYaw, an ode to the last championship.
An old man stands in the background, with a single tear, remembering the days of old, the days that will never be again.
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Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:10 pm to AshleySchaeffer
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Guvnah Coonass
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:10 pm to AshleySchaeffer
hopes and prayers for the gaytors...but it aint happening
Posted on 10/30/25 at 3:15 pm to Champs
"gaytors" is such a tired, boring thing
Try something more original for once! I believe in you, you Dollar Tree steak slurper.
Try something more original for once! I believe in you, you Dollar Tree steak slurper.
This post was edited on 10/30/25 at 3:16 pm
Posted on 10/30/25 at 7:14 pm to AshleySchaeffer
I finally had a chance to listen to Landry’s comments.
I now understand LSU fans way more gooder.
I now understand LSU fans way more gooder.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 7:21 pm to AshleySchaeffer
I was trying to imagine our governor announcing that the University of Alabama's athletic director would not be allowed to hire the football coach. Wow.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 7:25 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Nobody gives a shite now. Our children and grandchildren certainly won't care.
Where will they teach it, Baton Rouge?
75% of "dem skool chillen" can't even read. .
Where will they teach it, Baton Rouge?
75% of "dem skool chillen" can't even read. .
Posted on 10/30/25 at 7:25 pm to AshleySchaeffer
That is the most coonass speech I’ve ever heard
Posted on 10/30/25 at 8:22 pm to Mutt Myers
It's called a Cajun French accent. Culture. That's where you got lost. Culture. You have no flavor in bland-land.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 8:35 pm to HurricaneCamille
Its dey cultcha?
Can't believe the Gov of a state is talking like a side character in The Water Boy
Can't believe the Gov of a state is talking like a side character in The Water Boy
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