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I hate Alabama
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:31 pm
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:31 pm
Alabama football is the equivalent of a drunk and crooked methead who use to be the star player at his local highschool.
Greasy, overhyped, toothless and leaves you feeling gross for even being near it. Their fans are clad in that hideous tacky crimson, act like they invented football, chant "Roll Tide" like brainwashed cult members who worship their idol Saban, a deceased alcoholic wife beater and a drunk methead who calls himself rolltide Willy.
Their recent success was built on shady recruiting including entire fleets dodge chargers and McDonald's bags of cash for the we dinna do nothing gang as well as Nick Saban’s deal with the devil.
Their playbook is as creative as a brick, and their "tradition" is just a fancy word for "we’ve been insufferable for decades." Hate ‘em because they’re the sports equivalent of a Karen demanding to speak to the manager of college football.
They suck without Saban too. Blown out by a winless in conference FSU team and wasted an entire extra year with Milroe at QB over Ty Simpson because their new coach is a gutless coward who the players don't actually respect.
And their fans.... that's an entire story on its own.
Greasy, overhyped, toothless and leaves you feeling gross for even being near it. Their fans are clad in that hideous tacky crimson, act like they invented football, chant "Roll Tide" like brainwashed cult members who worship their idol Saban, a deceased alcoholic wife beater and a drunk methead who calls himself rolltide Willy.
Their recent success was built on shady recruiting including entire fleets dodge chargers and McDonald's bags of cash for the we dinna do nothing gang as well as Nick Saban’s deal with the devil.
Their playbook is as creative as a brick, and their "tradition" is just a fancy word for "we’ve been insufferable for decades." Hate ‘em because they’re the sports equivalent of a Karen demanding to speak to the manager of college football.
They suck without Saban too. Blown out by a winless in conference FSU team and wasted an entire extra year with Milroe at QB over Ty Simpson because their new coach is a gutless coward who the players don't actually respect.
And their fans.... that's an entire story on its own.
This post was edited on 10/12/25 at 11:38 pm
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Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:33 pm to BellsOfTheGrind
You fans actually ran onto the field?! Lmao!!
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:34 pm to BellsOfTheGrind
You mad
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:35 pm to BFANLC
That's the game that started Saban's decline only two years removed from agent Pruitt.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:36 pm to BFANLC
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You fans actually ran onto the field?! Lmao!!
It's very pathetic.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:37 pm to BellsOfTheGrind
60-39-8
Soon to be 61 you fat orange frickchop. RMFT
Soon to be 61 you fat orange frickchop. RMFT
This post was edited on 10/12/25 at 11:40 pm
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:37 pm to imjustafatkid
We are 2 out of the last 3 and before you bring up those previous years, Saban is GONE. 3 out of 4 on deck.
What you think because you beat a declining Kirby again that you are really back?
Gumps are in for a rude awakening this year.
What you think because you beat a declining Kirby again that you are really back?
Gumps are in for a rude awakening this year.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:39 pm to BellsOfTheGrind
I'm not playing in the game. We'll see what happens.
No matter what the result is, fans running onto the field is pathetic.
No matter what the result is, fans running onto the field is pathetic.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:41 pm to BellsOfTheGrind
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McDonald's bags of cash
I thought Tennessee was the program that got in trouble for that.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:45 pm to SidewalkTiger
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I thought Tennessee was the program that got in trouble for that.
slUT was the first team to figure out pre-paid ATM cards. Eric and Juicy Locke can tell you all about it.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:46 pm to BellsOfTheGrind
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We are 2 out of the last 3 and before you bring up those previous years, Saban is GONE. 3 out of 4 on deck.
Since 1960, Tennessee only has a total of 10 wins over Alabama by a coach not named Fulmer. Fulmer gives you 10 more.
20 wins in the past 63 games.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:54 pm to BellsOfTheGrind
1998
Teams that have been in the SEC championship game since Tennessee.
Missouri - twice
South Carolina
Arkansas
Texas.
Ps.
Teams that have been in the SEC championship game since Tennessee.
Missouri - twice
South Carolina
Arkansas
Texas.
Ps.
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:54 pm to BellsOfTheGrind
You seem upset or worried
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:58 pm to 3down10
Fulmer broke you Gump. It took Saban to heal you. Never forget that fact.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 12:03 am to BellsOfTheGrind
Posted on 10/13/25 at 12:08 am to BellsOfTheGrind
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Fulmer broke you Gump. It took Saban to heal you. Never forget that fact.
I'm not a doughnut.
Fulmer lost to Fran and Shula. The only coach he didn't lose to was DeBose.
Overall he was like 10-6? Most of which was during a 7 year streak, leaving him 3-6 in the other years. Hell, Alabama won 8 of the previous 9 before that streak, and the 9th game was a tie.
Tennessee mostly wins when Alabama is struggling, not so much because they are doing great things.
This post was edited on 10/13/25 at 12:10 am
Posted on 10/13/25 at 12:10 am to 3down10
He beat you most years and he set your program back for a while by rightful turning your cheating asses in.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 12:12 am to BellsOfTheGrind
Once it was deemed okay for every team to do it, Saban tucked tail and ran. Easy to win when you have the most stacked and paid for roster in the country every single year.
That's pretty damn cowardly in my book. We all saw what happened when he had only equal talent to work with in the NFL.
Gumps are pathetic weak cowards by default so it's only fitting that their GOAT coach is the king of Tuscaloosa.
This post was edited on 10/13/25 at 12:16 am
Posted on 10/13/25 at 12:16 am to BellsOfTheGrind
You can’t spell count without UT
Prepare for 61.
RMFT
Prepare for 61.
RMFT
Posted on 10/13/25 at 12:16 am to BellsOfTheGrind
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He beat you most years and he set your program back for a while by rightful turning your cheating asses in.
Tennessee wins when Alabama is struggling.
4 game streak from 1967-1970. Bear almost got fired until he changed things around with the Wishbone.
Tennessee doesn't win again until...1982. When Bear retires. Then they pull off another 3 wins while Alabama struggles to replace him.
Tennessee loses another 8 of 9 as mentioned previously after that, some of which is under Fulmer, but then Alabama starts to get in NCAA trouble from Antonio and Tennessee wins 7.
You get a few more wins during the dark years after Albert Means, before losing 17 in a row.
So I don't know what you are talking about but this is my memories of Tennessee. If Alabama loses to Tennessee, they probably also lost to multiple other teams that year. It's mostly a sign of a down year.
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