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If Auburn fires Freeze what is his next job?

Posted on 9/24/25 at 6:40 pm
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
5212 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 6:40 pm
1. College assistant
2. HS head coach
3. Back to liberty
4. Preacher
5. Dress code enforcer for girls at a private school
6. Becomes a pimp in Tampa Florida
7. Goes social media star and makes fun of female sexual assault victims
8. Starts an online business called Hugh's hookers. Freeze becomes a tester and gives ratings for Hookers performance on the 5 star rating system.
9. Goes into professional wrestling using a pimp gimmick like the Godfather but has his own real life hookers with him on TV.

He has many options and done every job listed at a high level.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3533 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 6:42 pm to
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If Auburn fires Freeze what is his next job?

He’ll be right back in Oxford after the Lane Trane heads to Gainesville.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
74534 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 6:46 pm to
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He’ll be right back in Oxford after the Lane Trane heads to Gainesville
Lane is already coaching 8 different college teams and 2 NFL teams. At least that’s how many times we’ve been told “It’s a done deal” or “Lane is literally sucking cock to get this job and get out of Oxford”
Posted by GeauxTigers1410
Member since Sep 2020
1898 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 6:55 pm to
Brings back Girl’s Gone Wild.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3533 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 7:01 pm to
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2 NFL teams

Ole Miss is a school you go to after the NFL doesn’t pan out. Not before.
Posted by bulldawger
Fish Creek, GA
Member since Jul 2010
2998 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 7:37 pm to
Kirby’s OC
Posted by Opry
Member since Oct 2023
5581 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 7:40 pm to
A preacher to strippers
Posted by grich31
Youngsville, La
Member since May 2008
1930 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 8:08 pm to
Sr PGA tour golfer
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
13527 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 8:10 pm to
Refesh my memory, why do you keep getting banned?
Posted by Jrv2damac
KS (mountain time)
Member since Mar 2004
71757 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 8:18 pm to
I do my best to keep him off here, but they always let him back.

Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5495 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 8:29 pm to
Doesn’t bama have a big game this weekend?
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
1637 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 8:32 pm to
Oklahoma State
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
3551 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 8:32 pm to
frick him thats my job
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
5212 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 9:20 pm to
You beg them to ban me every day. Thin skinned you are. Typical Kansas fan.

You are like liberal white women can't handle alpha males.
Posted by Jrv2damac
KS (mountain time)
Member since Mar 2004
71757 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 9:21 pm to
If Freeze needed a job, I’d hire him to repeatedly stomp on your head and neck.
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
5212 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 9:22 pm to
Because Auburn fans are so weak they can't deal with an Alpha male from Tupelo Mississippi.

Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
5212 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 9:24 pm to
I remember 2 other recent post you have made

1. Wanting to see men sweat
2. Threatening to rape other posters
This post was edited on 9/24/25 at 9:25 pm
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
1637 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 9:24 pm to
2 years in the SEC and I've learned that Auburn fans are a special breed.
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
5212 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 9:26 pm to
You need somebody to help you fight. I have walked over guys like you on the way to a real fight.
Posted by Jyrdis
TD Premium Member Level III
Member since Aug 2015
13341 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 9:29 pm to
I’m sad for you that you put this much effort into a post for a former coach.
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