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The Big Six coaches: SEC edition

Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:21 pm
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
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Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:21 pm
Now that some coaching changes are hot off the press, it's time to re-assess the fattest head coaches in our beloved conference. #Big6


6. Mark Stoops, Kentucky




5. Kirby Smart, Georgia



4. Jeff Lebby, Mississippi State



3. Mike Elko, Texas A&M



2. Josh Heupel, Tennessee



1. Sam Tittman, Arkansas



Posted by FlyDownTheField
Member since Dec 2013
3050 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:25 pm to
Chad Morris was some dark times for the Hogs. They are holding tight to their title now. I dont see them losing it anytime soon.
Posted by LewEvansFan
Member since Mar 2023
3884 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:27 pm to
Lebby too low.
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
2787 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:29 pm to
I'm afraid it's too late for me to make any adjustments. Posts become instantaneously less funny when you edit them
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
21978 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:29 pm to
don’t forget the All Timer

Posted by LewEvansFan
Member since Mar 2023
3884 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:30 pm to
Actually I think Elko and Lebby both knock Heupel down.
Posted by FlyDownTheField
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3050 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:30 pm to
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
21978 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:32 pm to
Might as well change it from SEC to BAW
Posted by RealSECKicker
Member since Aug 2023
297 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:33 pm to
Josh isn’t as fat as his face makes him look. He has an unfortunately fat face.
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
2787 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

Actually I think Elko and Lebby both knock Heupel down.


Just me or has Heup actually lost some weight?
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75414 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:33 pm to
Kiffin already called Lebby fat about an hour ago on Twitter
This post was edited on 11/26/23 at 6:34 pm
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
21978 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:38 pm to
Just you
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
2787 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:38 pm to
I swear he was fatter last year... I dunno. Maybe it is just me.
Posted by LewEvansFan
Member since Mar 2023
3884 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

Just me or has Heup actually lost some weight?


Not a lot if he has. I agree with above he has a fatter face than body. Lebby is a round mound and Elko has a mini Bert gut.
This post was edited on 11/26/23 at 6:39 pm
Posted by Themicah86
Member since Jun 2023
2515 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

Actually I think Elko and Lebby both knock Heupel down.


I agree, heupels face is just especially fat.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26074 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:44 pm to
Per google heupel is 265 and Sam is 264. Heupel wins.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
21978 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:44 pm to
So are doing coaches Sumo wrestling at media days?
Posted by LewEvansFan
Member since Mar 2023
3884 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:47 pm to
Tittman is 5’9 and we should definitely trust google.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26074 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:55 pm to
Sam is 61 years old and has lost a great deal of weight since being hired which isn’t easy the older you get. Heupel is a 45 year old lard arse who appears to be getting bigger. No reason to look like that at his age given the resources surrounding him.

But that’s his decision.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8332 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:56 pm to
Tennessee is aging Heupel. Rapidly.
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