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Posted on 3/8/13 at 12:31 am
Posted by TheSandman
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/8/13 at 12:31 am
Photo(s) of the rock climbing wall inside Six Flags Over Auburn
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Here’s a glimpse of the towering 50 foot rock climbing wall inside Auburn’s amusement park of a Recreation and Wellness Center, the full, paw-shaped hot tub plans for which recently dropped jaws… and riled syndicated columnist and former Plainsman editor Rheta Grimsely.







Rheta Grimsley Johnson column: Soaking up knowledge at Auburn's state-of-the art recreation center
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The building will include a 50-foot rock-climbing wall “with an auto-belaying system,” whatever that is, “four bordering caves for lateral climbing, a 20-foot wet rock climbing wall in the 20,000 gallon leisure activity pool, a 45-person hot tub in the shape of a tiger paw and a third of a mile indoor track with a corkscrew formation and 10 feet of altitude change.”

The track reportedly will be the longest indoor track in the country. In the country.

quote:

“You’ll forgive me,” an Auburn professor emailed his department colleagues, “when in future meetings I just blurt out ‘45-person hot tub in the shape of a tiger paw’ when the next round of budget cuts or library cancellations is announced.”


TL;DR:

AUBURN SPENDING BUDGET STAAAAACCKKKKEKEEEDDD
STUDENTS' TUITION FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKEEDDDD
This post was edited on 3/8/13 at 12:36 am
Posted by flyAU
Member since Dec 2010
24901 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 1:09 am to
WTF


Some Cessna 182's would have been a much better investment...




Or a boat.
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21818 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 3:10 am to
Bitches do love a boat
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 5:59 am to
inb4 Parker Hall
This post was edited on 3/8/13 at 6:03 am
Posted by Prometheus
Member since May 2012
6388 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 6:16 am to
Rheta and that professor need to STFU. This is an investment and you don't stay on top, you'll fall behind.

I love it.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44516 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 6:36 am to
Kids these days are so fricked.....
Posted by kennyatc
Mobile, AL
Member since Oct 2012
68 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 7:49 am to
damn, where was this at 7 yrs ago.....
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45389 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 7:54 am to
Geez. We had Foy.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45389 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 7:54 am to
Post this on the rant
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54853 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 8:16 am to
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‘45-person hot tub in the shape of a tiger paw’
This sounds disgusting. I am the furthest thing from a germa phobe, but I don't want to get into a hot tub with a bunch of dirty, strange people. Public hot tubs are some of the nastiest and creepiest places I can imagine.
Posted by GenesChin
The Promise Land
Member since Feb 2012
37855 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 8:32 am to
quote:

Rheta and that professor need to STFU. This is an investment and you don't stay on top, you'll fall behind.

I love it.


The professor is a fricking dumbass. The wellness center was funding by student fees specifically allocated for student life. That money was never once going to go to the professors. Student Government paid for it and that is the reason we pay 45$ a semester instead of the old 20$ or so a semester in student fees
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 8:36 am to
quote:

damn, where was this at 7 yrs ago.....


This. I haz the mad now.
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41869 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 8:55 am to
STUDENT REC STAAAAACCCKKKEEEDDD

RIG'S GRADES SLIGHTLY FUUUUUUUUCCCKKEEEEDDD
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 9:55 am to
I'm going to live at the golf simulator when this place is opened.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
41348 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 10:09 am to
Man, they pumped this thing up big time my freshman year. It was absolutely going to be done by my junior year. The. Spring junior year, then senior year, then nope.


Enjoy my tuition you lucky bastards
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
28447 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 10:13 am to
quote:

Enjoy my tuition you lucky bastards
Posted by Grizzly
Member since Oct 2012
1776 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 10:16 am to
Posted by wdeinttown
Tuscaloosa
Member since Dec 2011
2976 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 10:42 am to
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inb4 Parker Hall


I'm convinced that demolishing Parker Hall would release some lethal chemical or substance into the atmosphere. The University knows this, and it explains why the building is still standing.
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
28447 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 10:44 am to
quote:

I'm convinced that demolishing Parker Hall would release some lethal chemical or substance into the atmosphere.

Ancient Indian burial ground. They are just waiting for it to collapse in on itself and travel to another dimension.
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41869 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 10:47 am to
The demolition of Parker Hall has been on the five year plan for about twenty years now
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