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AUCE05
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Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
Will Bobby Petrino finally be our coach? That buyout is now manageable, and will be looking to bounce since his AD is gone. Would automatically be the #2 coach in the SEC.

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He is 56. That 55-65 range seems to be when coaches are at peak. He could be our Saban.
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rootisback
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
Yeah that would improve our national reputation..
Petrino has never, ever, ever, won a championship...
so yeah if that works for you, go for it.
I am tired of scumbag AU athletics disparaging Auburn's name, but hey -- I'm an old fart


AUCE05
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
There is no indication he is a dirty coach. He had sex. So what.


Broadside Bob
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
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There is no indication he is a dirty coach. He had sex. So what.


"Dirty," maybe not, but certainly unsavory...

Was apparently ready to leave Louisville for us mid-season 2003 after a clandestine meeting.

Left the Falcons via memo to the team after lying to Arthur Blank's face the day before (granted, he was brought in to develop Michael Vick and that dried up real quick).

Had his mistress hired at Arkie (actually that is direct isn't it).


Zeroforwinger
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
What the f that he's ever done makes you think he's our Saban? He seems to be going downhill. Can't win in the ACC with Lamar Jackson
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TheRig
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
He's washed up and he'll never coach at Auburn again. Deal with it


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AUNashville
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
Perrin, Stoops, and Richt after coaches I wouldn't get near.

All three are washed up with little left in the tank in the way of success.


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Pavoloco83
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
Hey who'da thought Tom Jurrich would become available before Petrino?



rootisback
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
Sho nuff-- I would have loved to have Jurich as AD at one point, -- now not sure
I think Petino has pics of him in that Italian restaurant with alfredo sauce on his privates or something -- how the frick does Petino even last this long?
Got to give Jurich his due tho -- he built UL into a brand


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LanierSpots
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
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Will Bobby Petrino finally be our coach?


Damn this board sucks so fricking bad right now




PuntBamaPunt
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TTsTowel
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
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Will Bobby Petrino finally be our coach?
We can only hope.

If he retained Kevin Steele, frick, Auburn would be a top 3 SEC team and a top 10 team in CFB every year.


Rhymenoceros
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Member since Nov 2012
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
I just can't stand the man tho.


Tigerman97
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Member since Jun 2014
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
I still can't grasp how anyone believes BP is better than Gus.


AU4real35
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
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Will Bobby Petrino finally be our coach?


Image: https://media.giphy.com/media/spfi6nabVuq5y/200.gif


I believe there's a 0% chance because of his track record and the fact we are under two investigations involving coaches and students.

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WarEagleWes
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
Show me on the doll where this post hurt you.


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CaptainBrannigan
Auburn Fan
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Member since Jan 2010
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
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Left the Falcons via memo to the team after lying to Arthur Blank's face the day before


I have zero issue with this. Employers frick over employees everyday. When an employee does it, it is an issue.

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Had his mistress hired at Arkie (actually that is direct isn't it).



That is the issue. Hard to earn trust back after this.



At this point, I don't want him. His team is awful at Lousiville outside of Jackson. His OL is worse than our. And I'm. Not sure if he still flip flops the tackles (very outdated.) He seems to have regressed or he can't recruit.


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TTsTowel
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
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I still can't grasp how anyone believes BP is better than Gus.
Bobby Petrino
112-44 record
5-5 in bowl games
4 ten win seasons
Took Arkansas and Louisville to their first BCS bowls
Actually a good offensive coach that develops QBs
Auburn man (wink, wink)

Gus Malzahn
47-22 record
1-3 in bowl games
8-5 coach outside of 1 season
Has man tits
Offensive minded coach who has a struggling offense and no QB development from HS level


TigerPaw1
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Member since Apr 2011
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
Petrino is overrated. He's a good offensive coach but he's not elite like some think. Subpar recruiter whose UL team has lost to any team with a pulse. Would not be excited about hiring him

Would have been great hire back in 2003 but game has changed a bunch since his last championship in 2006
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Tigerman97
Auburn Fan
Member since Jun 2014
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re: Hypothetical: Gus tanks the last two games
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Bobby Petrino
112-44 record
5-5 in bowl games
4 ten win seasons
Took Arkansas and Louisville to their first BCS bowls
Actually a good offensive coach that develops QBs
Auburn man (wink, wink)

Gus Malzahn
47-22 record
1-3 in bowl games
8-5 coach outside of 1 season
Has man tits
Offensive minded coach who has a struggling offense and no QB development from HS level


I'm to lazy to post all the reasons why Gus would be better than BP. In the end it's like comparing to pieces of mediocrity.


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