UT Eve

Some people have existential struggles regarding the meaning of life, finding meaning in this maelstrom that is this universe, regrets and what ifs, struggles of of faith and loss.

Not me motherfrickers. My only struggle is if I want those cocksucking pieces of shite in orange to go winless for eternity or win just enough in order to make the pain of loss worse. Do I wish them to oblivion or pray that they are toyed with and tortured?

I’ve seen both and each of them are glorious in their own right, both on the micro and macro level.

Which is better, getting into a dogfight with an outmatched UT team only to rip victory from their slack-jawed inbred hands a la Rocky Block or 2015; or destroying them in a “good” year like 16 or 07? I don’t know, I was too busy jerking off.

frick every one of their piece of shite fans that touted their bullshite team. Dude Bray and Hunter and Rogers are no joke bro. frick them and frick you. I mean I’m telling dude, Butch has recruited well, Dobbs is a vet with a lot of talent. Suck my cock you fat hillbilly piece shite. I hope you outlive your family and die drunk and penniless.

Sometimes I am appalled at the fact that we have to share this beautiful planet with these literal pieces of human shite. I think about what we did to deserve that and then I realize, it’s our job. We make the world a better place by doing everything we can to rid it if that scum. Dogs not cats gentlemen and women. The world needs dogs to do the dirty work.

I don’t have kids and probably never will. If I did, they would be allowed their own path. The beauty of it all is how everything grows out of the old, how life springs from death, how we are what stars are and nothing more than tornadoes of atoms spinning in it and out of some conscientious that we all share and don’t simultaneously, but I will be motherfricking goddamned if anything with my DNA doesn’t hate UT with their entire being.

This is a battle that the vast majority have never fought but all of our thought are with this who have, are and will.

Tomorrow is the day and the day is sacred, the world is watching.