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Ode to Jalen
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:21 pm
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:21 pm
Graceful as an antelope
Slippery as a bar of soap
He’s our gridiron Eroll Flynn
Smoother than Beefeater gin.
The other guy,
he’s not ready.
The games too heady
We need a hand that’s sure and steady
We don’t need no quick release
No hyped up conversation piece.
We need someone who’s debonair
With rye smile and flowing hair
We need someone whose Unflappable
Our GD pocket is too collapsable.
The broken plays are oh so good,
The aimless rollouts give me wood,
Six shooter mime, don’t make me beg,
Feel a tingle up my leg
Saban knows what he is doing
I can feel my anger brewing
It’s his job till he graduates
He’s s winner for heaven sakes.
Shut your face you worthless troll
I hope that Satan takes your soul
You’ve offended sensibilities
You’ve shiit all over my tranquility
Mod can’t you ban this turd
I can’t stand a single word
Tidefan’s Earl would know what to do
In a flash he’d ban this fool.
To hell with you and third down conversions
Cease right now with you dispersions
This is a time to pull together
Your a bigger tool than Huddie Ledbetter
Slippery as a bar of soap
He’s our gridiron Eroll Flynn
Smoother than Beefeater gin.
The other guy,
he’s not ready.
The games too heady
We need a hand that’s sure and steady
We don’t need no quick release
No hyped up conversation piece.
We need someone who’s debonair
With rye smile and flowing hair
We need someone whose Unflappable
Our GD pocket is too collapsable.
The broken plays are oh so good,
The aimless rollouts give me wood,
Six shooter mime, don’t make me beg,
Feel a tingle up my leg
Saban knows what he is doing
I can feel my anger brewing
It’s his job till he graduates
He’s s winner for heaven sakes.
Shut your face you worthless troll
I hope that Satan takes your soul
You’ve offended sensibilities
You’ve shiit all over my tranquility
Mod can’t you ban this turd
I can’t stand a single word
Tidefan’s Earl would know what to do
In a flash he’d ban this fool.
To hell with you and third down conversions
Cease right now with you dispersions
This is a time to pull together
Your a bigger tool than Huddie Ledbetter
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 12:50 am to River_City_Tider
Posted on 12/15/17 at 1:15 am to River_City_Tider
This gon git da anchor bro.
Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:07 am to River_City_Tider
Flesh
You’ve got trash to take out ... River City Trash that is
You’ve got trash to take out ... River City Trash that is
Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:23 am to BamaReb
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Flesh You’ve got trash to take out ... River City Trash that is
I want to. I really do. But he’s being just creative enough to skate by. Creative in the way that a child is creative with finger paints, but still.
Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:31 am to FleshEatingSalsa
People could always not respond and just let the threads die.
Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:21 am to River_City_Tider
Please stop posting. You might be worse now than you were on WoollyAL.
Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:26 am to FleshEatingSalsa
No reason to ban him. I got a laugh out of this.
Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:35 am to TomRollTideRitter
I see nothing wrong with the op. He seems pretty creative lyrically. Harmless fun IMO.
Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:41 am to TizzyT4theUofA
quote:
People could always not respond and just let the threads die.
Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:56 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Because it was RCT, I was inclined to join in the "ban this troll" chorus
Instead, I found myself rapping the OP's post over and over in my head.
Well done
Instead, I found myself rapping the OP's post over and over in my head.
Well done
Posted on 12/15/17 at 9:21 am to River_City_Tider
Nice work, OP.
LOLed at that, but it should be who's.
quote:
We need someone whose Unflappable
Our GD pocket is too collapsable.
LOLed at that, but it should be who's.
Posted on 12/15/17 at 9:22 am to FleshEatingSalsa
quote:
I want to. I really do. But he’s being just creative enough to skate by. Creative in the way that a child is creative with finger paints, but still
Lol it’s true.
Plus he seems to dislike Huddie.
I’ll allow it.
Posted on 12/15/17 at 9:57 am to LukeSidewalker
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Plus he seems to dislike Huddie. I’ll allow it.
He called out Huddie for being a buster....
Huddie needs to respond with some rhymes so we can have a rap battle off...
Posted on 12/15/17 at 10:03 am to River_City_Tider
I’ve never seen a Manchurian Candidate troll before. 
Posted on 12/15/17 at 10:29 am to FleshEatingSalsa
quote:
I want to. I really do. But he’s being just creative enough to skate by. Creative in the way that a child is creative with finger paints, but still.
It's an ode. I mean if we're not banning odes of every kind, what the hell are you even here for?
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:04 am to 14&Counting
quote:
Huddie needs to respond with some rhymes so we can have a rap battle off...
I agree. Huddie has some work to do though. River spittin that figh.
Posted on 12/15/17 at 11:50 am to BigBird09
quote:
what the hell are you even here for?
Porn bombs and friendship.
Posted on 12/15/17 at 3:09 pm to 14&Counting
quote:
Huddie needs to respond with some rhymes so we can have a rap battle off...
WORLDSTARRRRRRR
I'll admit, I clicked expecting to hate, but instead I laughed and upvoted.
Posted on 12/15/17 at 10:03 pm to Goombaw
You have to be able to laugh about yourself in this world. Also, being creative brings enjoyment to this board. IMO.
I agree that folks beat dead horses and then beat them some more.
However, Some folks in here are 40 year old and take criticism about as well as a 8 year old.
#2cents.
I agree that folks beat dead horses and then beat them some more.
However, Some folks in here are 40 year old and take criticism about as well as a 8 year old.
#2cents.
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