Johnny Manziel Has A Lot Of New Merchandise With His Comeback

This Johnny kid just needs to get a real fricking job. It’s embarassing. The rides over, it’s back to reality.

Somewhere out there, there's gonna to be a dad who's gonna see his son come home wearing this corny bullshite. Suicides will be committed.

"Lost in the sauce" checks out

Until you actually play, you are not having a comeback.

queer as a two dollar bill