Jay Cutler's Chicken Serial Killer Revealed

by Larry Leo

July 1, 202013 Comments

Jay Cutler's Chicken Serial Killer Revealed

Andrew Weber-USA TODAY Sports

For the last week, former NFL QB Jay Cutler was on the hunt for a “chicken serial killer” that took the lives of many of his chickens. Well, after a week of pursuing said killer, Jay caught the bandit...

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Ok. Long night. Had a pretty good storm come through. All is well and happy to report it was a raccoon. Which fits the evidence. Chicken heads were ripped off and bodies were left in the chicken yard. Gruesome stuff but reality of the situation. Ladies are now safe and sound. We can all sleep well for a few nights. Unfortunately I’m sure this raccoon has some family members. @christensenarms will be contacting the winner via email. Congrats on your winnings. While this saga is sadly ending, I’m sure there will be more. Stay tuned...

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homeless1•46 months

Dumb and weird,what a lonely baw

SirWinston•46 months

Love Jay - dude is MAGA as frick and doesn’t care who knows it :USA:

Freon•46 months

Good looking group of birds

Rougaroux•46 months

Just as I suspected. frickin coons

Jedi•46 months

He just needed to chase it off with a broom like mama!

AUjim•46 months

Not RAcoons you idiot

chinhoyang•46 months

My Aussie Shepherd would dispatch those raccoons with great zeal.

HalfCocked•46 months

And get his face torn up in the process or end up with Rabies. Love guys like you who act like they know anything about "man business". A Shepard is the last type of do you use for that type of job, dumbass.

chinhoyang•46 months

HalfCocked, you are the dumbass. My Aussie takes care of raccoons all the time - they come out of the ravine by the house. She's killed quite a few, runs the other off. She's never had a scratch.

Leopold•46 months

Cutler seems like a totally normal dude

LSUsince74•46 months

arse Clown

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