Jay Cutler's Chicken Serial Killer Revealed
Andrew Weber-USA TODAY Sports
For the last week, former NFL QB Jay Cutler was on the hunt for a “chicken serial killer” that took the lives of many of his chickens. Well, after a week of pursuing said killer, Jay caught the bandit...
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Ok. Long night. Had a pretty good storm come through. All is well and happy to report it was a raccoon. Which fits the evidence. Chicken heads were ripped off and bodies were left in the chicken yard. Gruesome stuff but reality of the situation. Ladies are now safe and sound. We can all sleep well for a few nights. Unfortunately I’m sure this raccoon has some family members. @christensenarms will be contacting the winner via email. Congrats on your winnings. While this saga is sadly ending, I’m sure there will be more. Stay tuned...


Filed Under: NFL
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com

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11 Comments
Dumb and weird,what a lonely baw
Reply1 month
Love Jay - dude is MAGA as frick and doesn’t care who knows it :USA:
Reply1 month
Good looking group of birds
Reply1 month
Just as I suspected. frickin coons
Reply1 month
He just needed to chase it off with a broom like mama!
Reply1 month
Not RAcoons you idiot
1 month
My Aussie Shepherd would dispatch those raccoons with great zeal.
Reply1 month
And get his face torn up in the process or end up with Rabies. Love guys like you who act like they know anything about "man business". A Shepard is the last type of do you use for that type of job, dumbass.
1 month
HalfCocked, you are the dumbass. My Aussie takes care of raccoons all the time - they come out of the ravine by the house. She's killed quite a few, runs the other off. She's never had a scratch.
1 month
Cutler seems like a totally normal dude
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Ass Clown
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