Dolphins Tailgate Stripper Pole Seemed To Be A Hit

Florida is a huge trash heap full of huge trash

Poor girl is stuck on a pole and nobody is helping her. I would have helped her.

I can smell them bitches through the internet.

I can smell them stanky bitches through the internet.

No way that pole is strong enough to hold those whales.

When your team loses its first two games by a combined score resembling Alabama's or Clemson's rent-a-win games (or the non-district schedule of Aledo TX High), you need something to keep the fans interested.

Trashy

Thirsty AF

If you can't be a lady in public, I got nothing for ya. Yuck.

Build it, they will come.

That's a great idea for a tailgate.

Yeah, stripper poles are alright I guess, but they really sparkle if you have strippers to go with them. Otherwise, you could end up with drunk 50-year old tailgating women having a go at them.....

Thicc

Thicc x3

That, my friends, is Floriduh in a nutshell.

Can't See shite!

They clearly paid for strippers...

Clever marketing idea by Scarlett's Cabaret. LOL