Tim Tebow Loves Christmas So Much He's Already Hung His Stockings

Can we all agree he’s at least latently gay? You know he’s got some short jorts hanging in the closet.

Holy shite that's gay

Somebody also loves hard male parts in his caboose...

So I am a season ticket holder and next to our seats from Minnesota comes these two gay guys once a year sitting in another ticket holder seats. His name? Bronco.

The virgin thing is starting to explain itself.

I like that dog stocking. Would hang for my pooch.

I dont know whats wors. The fact that you spent time telling us this. Or the fact that I clicked on it.

I actually thought about getting the tree out myself. I normally don't like to celebrate too early, but rather it not sneak up this season.

That closes the case on him being gay, right?

Probably regrets naming his dog Bronco

Well, it is his birthday.

an unmarried man with no kids should never have christmas stockings

He has “Timmy” on his on stocking.

why is this news?