North Carolina QB Sam Howell Has Never Had A Steak Or Cheeseburger

I’m seeing this more and more. Dated a 23yr old who ate like this. Took her to Pensacola for a week, McGuire’s, Pegleg Pete’s, Redfish Bluefish, she just eats tendies. She was lame in bed, too.

He probably has had his share of tube steak.

No steak >>> Well-done steak

Adults who eat like this is one of my biggest pet peeves. Immediately write you off as a person.

My son is 10 and he's never had a hamburger or steak.

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I can see the new Canes commercials now!

Remember Todd Marinovich? "America's first test-tube athlete, they called Todd. The Robo QB. Marv [his father] stretched his son's hamstrings at one month old, and had him teething on frozen kidney and trying to lift medicine balls before he could walk. Marv used Eastern Bloc training methods and consulted as many as 13 experts, including biochemists and psychologists, to build his quarterback. Most famously, as SI wrote, Todd was the least 1980s child of the '80s: "He has never eaten a Big Mac or an Oreo or a Ding Dong."

Jesus wept, Larry.