Matthew McConaughey Reacts To Arch Manning's Commitment

The hype on this little boy is pitiful.

He was going to get paid wherever he went. But to a middling program like Texas?

As predicted

More Louisianans moving to Texas ... sad

With the hype he's getting, this kid better win 3 national championships.

Look at the ears on the boy. Will that nasty Texas Shorthorn helmet fit on his head? Horns down!

The impersonation was great.

Stay home in a dump
Go hang with the gumps
Head on over to Texas
Just another Manning chump

Btw: the hill country is really a cool place to live

Enjoy the disappointment

im sure he went into the bathroom and had a 1 handed celebration with himself

With the headline from Larry Leo, I fully expected to open the thread to see a quote by Denzel Washington talking about some soccer player.

Correct me if I'm wrong, 5 Star on paper but didn't make All State in Louisiana...

NIL Speaks! But I just don't get why a top talent wants to go to Texas? Maybe he knows transferring is a breeze if he wants out?

Texas had zero players drafted this year. They've had 14 drafted in the past 5 years. For reference, LSU had 14 drafted in 2020, alone.

Alright, alright, alright…

“ everyone's favorite Longhorn, Matthew McConaughey”
lmfao

Those black circles under his eyes though

Walker Howard is the better prospect for LSU’s future QB. Our DLine is going to eat Arch’s lunch.

Walker Howard is the better prospect for LSU’s future QB. Our DLine is going to eat Arch’s lunch.

gun grabbing stooge

man I hope this kid flops soooo hard, can't stand the Mannings.