Matthew McConaughey Reacts To Arch Manning's Commitment

Hope he doesn't mind female physical therapists.

Does anybody even like MM (IRL or as an actor)?

Well at least there won't be any pressure on the kid. LOL

WGAF

He better have legs like grandpa are he gonna eat dirt in the SEC.....Gonna be fun to watch him run for his life!

Kid is a good player. I'm sure he'll do fine at Texas. He was never going to LSU, never. Better Texas than Ole Miss where they actually have an offensive guru.

man I hope this kid flops soooo hard, can't stand the Mannings.

gun grabbing stooge

Walker Howard is the better prospect for LSU’s future QB. Our DLine is going to eat Arch’s lunch.

Walker Howard is the better prospect for LSU’s future QB. Our DLine is going to eat Arch’s lunch.

Those black circles under his eyes though

“ everyone's favorite Longhorn, Matthew McConaughey”
lmfao

Alright, alright, alright…

NIL Speaks! But I just don't get why a top talent wants to go to Texas? Maybe he knows transferring is a breeze if he wants out?

Texas had zero players drafted this year. They've had 14 drafted in the past 5 years. For reference, LSU had 14 drafted in 2020, alone.

Correct me if I'm wrong, 5 Star on paper but didn't make All State in Louisiana...

With the headline from Larry Leo, I fully expected to open the thread to see a quote by Denzel Washington talking about some soccer player.

im sure he went into the bathroom and had a 1 handed celebration with himself

Enjoy the disappointment

Stay home in a dump
Go hang with the gumps
Head on over to Texas
Just another Manning chump

Btw: the hill country is really a cool place to live

The impersonation was great.