Sammy Sosa Had Quite The 49th Birthday Party

Looks like a bartender from the lounge scene in Scarface.

He looks dead

Lovin the Richie Valens hair style.

Looks like Ricky Ricardo

Looks like the Joker without makeup

Trying out for the new Dracula movie I see Sammy!!!

All that cash and that fat bitch is his choice? Looks like ahe ate the entire side of beef on that plate.

You ain’t white ........ so quit holdin ya arse tight

Sammy is into Trannies Now??? Wtf

didn't know he took up bullfighting

Damn Sammy...you took a page from Michael Jackson's book?

Due out at Christmas: How Baseball Turned Me From A Mexican to A Gay White Guy.

He traded in baseball bats for real bats. He looks like a fricking vampire.

Sammy's white privilege offends me

I didnt see this coming...

unrecognizable...

Give him a mustache and he's Raul Julia in Adams Family.

swingin' Sammy, from the south side.....

In other news , their is a nationwide shortage of bleach

Sammy Sosa had white the 49th birthday party.