Tiger Woods’ Team Releases Statement After Tuesday’s Crash

This may inspire him... "The entire left side of Ben Hogan’s body was crushed, including his pelvis, ankle, knee, rib, collarbone and shoulder. He sustained injuries to his internal organs and incurred damage to his left eye which worsened as he grew older. During his convalescence, people said he would never walk again. When he started walking, they said he wouldn’t be able to play golf again. When he started golfing, they said he would never play competitive golf again. When he started back on the tour they said he would never win again. He went on to win 12 more tournaments, including six majors, motivated by the people who said he couldn’t. They might have known better than to count out Mr. Hogan."

MSB soy boys don't like this kind of truth.

Maybe they don't remember when he was hitting all the fast-food workers and bus stop skanks, causing his wife, the Nordic Princess Dime, to bust him in the chops with a 9 iron.