Golfer Paige Spiranac Loves Her Some Golden Hour

More like golden shower

IWHI

She sure knows how to beautify a gravel parking lot

This photo brought to you by Spanx. (That’s a reference to the compression undergarment she is wearing, not masturbation.)

You know exactly what you’re doing with this headline, Larry.

I was thinkin' it said Golden Shower

Can we stop calling her Golfer. She is something else that plays golf.

She is a former professional athlete. As far as golf, she is a recreational golfer. She is a bad MF when we shower together though.

Golden hour or shower?

Uh, that’s a yes for me dawg.

Free the puppies!

She's annoying but looking like that she can get away with it.

Would put pee pee in her vag

Can we play just the tip?

In my best Foghorn Leghorn voice. "I I say, I say, I say there honey, ah, what are trying to do there. Those drapes don't match that carpet." You're gonna, I say you're gonna give a heart attack to whoever looks at that carpet up close. It just ain't right honey, it just ain't right...

I’d make out with her in public.

gold·en hour nounMedicine noun: golden hour; plural noun: golden hours The first hour after the occurrence of a traumatic injury, considered the most critical for successful emergency treatment. Bad choice of title.

Most guys drool over Tiger. I will take her any day of the week.

Have wood.

I’d pee in her butt