Nick Saban Tells Reporters He Doesn't Have...The Internet?

We all know that's BS, he's CrimsonBoz on the Alabama Board

No wonder hes so productive

This man is known liar.

Um does he not have data on his phone??

Man, this guy has changed so much since his days at LSU. It's akin to the dark side of the force gradually eating away at the Sith who weilds it over time until all that's left is a cold, miserable, severely deformed Darth Sidious.

I mean he's the greatest coach of all time but goddamn is he a miserable frick

bullshite

Im not gonna be the Alabama head coach. SO QUIT ASKIN!

"Saban is just a miserable frick" *LSU fans follow his every move.

LSU fans are like the angry ex boyfriend. Bitter for over a decade. Move on baws.

I should ask you to start with, but I really don't care lol. if he doesn't have internet, how does he know about twitter? sounds like a fun guy.

I can confirm this. When he was at LSU, I did some business with the athletic department. Derek Dooley told me that Saban knew absolutely nothing about technology. Said someone had to show him how to work the VCR for game film.

I think Nick means that he doesn't control the internet.

He’s already making 10 million a year but needs the royalties from CoaCola. .? What a dip

The internet was a mistake.

Coach Saban is a great coach but a terrible liar. Love how he answers I really don't care what you media guys say because I don't pay attention to you. But, couple of weeks ago, he made a big deal about the media and others indicating the Alabama schedule was soft. I need someone to get me a media pass so I can go in there and knock that fricking bottle of Coke off the podium or better yet, go up there, open it take a big swig, then spit a big ball into the bottle, close the bottle and put it back on the podium

He looks like Karl Childers in those pics. “Some folks call it a Kaiser blade...”

The GOAT

Someone should at least rotated the coke bottle slightly so it doesn’t look like an obvious advertisement.

Angry little prick of a man. Blah blah blah blah blah, my way, blah blah blah, I don’t really care. He gave a soliloquy not unlike found in Shakespeare only to end with he really doesn’t care. Yeah, right. ??