Here's Nick Saban Wowing His Players By Describing Bama's New Trophy Room

It's amazing how he keeps coming up with new ways to drop his big ole balls out on the table to show he is the best ever.

With a chandelier hanging over in the shape of Nick’s nutsack lighting the room.

I would love to be a fly on the wall listening to TRUMP and SABAN having a few beers together in the Oval Office and Trophy Room

“Aight”

So the lights will just have a ring dangling down? That will look trashy. But aside from that...anyone notice this is another one of Saban's barbershop talks that little bitch Lebron got angry about? Nick dragging his nuts all over Lebron's face! frick yo couch, bitch!

Well... damn

GOAT

Needless to say, the midget won’t be assisting in changing out any lightbulbs in the trophy room.

They are going to be put in the Jewelry section of the local T-Town walmart where all the bama fans can see them on the regular.

Sounds sweet.

frick saban