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Posted on 4/19/20 at 6:04 pm
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 4/19/20 at 6:04 pm
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In times of crisis we must turn to our leaders. And none is more of a leader in every field than the great Seagal.

You want speed? Done


Raw hunger? Done




Anyway, as we're in a crisis now i thought I'd leave some words of wisdom from the master himself. Think deeply on them and you can transcend the corona virus and break our 3 dimensional prison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM

Please share everything Seagal related you can, I feel it will be uplifting in times like this
This post was edited on 2/28/22 at 3:25 pm
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18894 posts
Posted on 4/19/20 at 6:06 pm to
Hungry for more enlightenment? Seagal is a musician as well, neigh, a poet.
Listen, and be prepared for your favorite artist to get musically dunked on by the master


Girl Its Alright
Posted by Ole Miss Party Boy
Member since Mar 2020
33 posts
Posted on 4/19/20 at 6:41 pm to
I like his interviews when he talks about fake martial arts tough guys in Hollywood. Like JCVD
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 4/19/20 at 10:44 pm to
that wasn't a bad break on the deep out route


dude came wide open - corner totally bit on the go route
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 4/19/20 at 10:45 pm to
Steven Seagal is actually a terrible, awful, monster of a person.

A really good podcast called Behind the Bastards did a 2 parter on Seagal that I highly suggest you listen to.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 4/20/20 at 6:48 am to
White collar criminal, check
LINK /
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 4/21/20 at 7:43 am to
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
12256 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 8:31 am to
Chuck Norris is the man. He doesn't fear Covid 19, it fears him. Speed is what trails well behind Chuck Norris. He eats Raw Hunger for breakfast. Crisis is a thing that ends when Chuck Norris arrives.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38375 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 2:23 am to
Can you steal more Tom Segura material?

He does it better.
This post was edited on 4/22/20 at 3:51 am
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 4/23/20 at 10:06 am to
There's really nothing special about Seagal to me other than his large stature
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 7/8/21 at 12:56 am to
Mark Collie parlayed a Seagal movie to The Punisher and nailed it



LINK

This post was edited on 7/8/21 at 12:57 am
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
6757 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:03 pm to
Do he and Ryan Day have the same hair dye supplier?
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