re: List all bones you've broken in your lifetime and how it happened.

I would win this if I played.

Between swings and horses as a kid, paratrooping and fighting as an adult, the two bad auto accidents, the construction accidents and ... I get to count them cracking my chest open for quadruple bypass.

Seventeen (17).

Which is why I am crippled in old age and it only gets worse.

To keep it fare/fair I'm not counting how many rock hard stiff dicks I broke off in beautiful pieces of arse .... most of them dark haired blue/green eyed beauties.

Should have never given bitches the Right to Vote btw.

The bitches brought far more pain than the broken bones.

Two things.

1 - Bitches in their 30s are incredible.

2 - Bitches loves broken up and scarred bad boys.

Extra credit.

The femur hurt the worst at the time. The C5 vertebrae is causing me the most pain in my old age.