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Solar Eclipse Conspiracy Thread

Posted on 4/3/24 at 6:39 pm
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 4/3/24 at 6:39 pm
Who's ready for the end of the world?

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Aleister Crowley claimed he first channeled an entity named Aiwass, whom he identified as Satan, on April 8, 1904. They remained in communication for three days, or until the 10th. During that time, he was instructed to draw an X symbol. Oddly enough, April 8th is the day of the X Eclipse, which will have three rockets launched into it, possibly causing some “commutation disturbances”. The second rocket will launch at 3:22 pm, the number associated with the Skull and Bones society.

On the same day, CERN’s Proton Synchrotron Booster will be reactivated. And on the 10th, the Super Proton Synchrotron will be reactivated as well. Interestingly, CERN started warming up on March 22nd, or 3/22. And physicists just discovered a four dimensional entity within the collider. The antimatter factory will also deliver antiprotons on April 22nd, the first day of Passover, which is a Jewish holiday associated with sacrificial lambs.

Some say the Palestinians originally attacked Israel because Jews were “bringing red cows” to the Holy Land from Texas, one of the X Eclipse hotspots. Apparently, perfect red cows need to be sacrificed before the Jews can rebuild their Temple, which Muslims and Christians claim will become the seat of the Antichrist. Nevertheless, because of religious rules, the day they need to be sacrificed by is April 10th.

So, will there really be three days of darkness like people are saying? Will a four dimensional demon be released into the world during that time? Could it be an AI inside CERN? Aiwass sounds like AI was, and the Bible describes a beast that was, and is not, which rises from a bottomless pit. Perhaps this bottomless pit a black hole inside the particle collider. Or maybe it’s all just a crazy conspiracy theory.


Red heifers in Israel confirmed. Altar built confirmed.

New Madrid earthquake imminent?


Posted by grey
Member since Aug 2015
3346 posts
Posted on 4/3/24 at 11:12 pm to
I got like halfway through this and my nose started bleeding.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:09 am to
I want to know why they did away with the 13th zodiac sign?

The International Astronomical Union (IAU; French: Union astronomique internationale, UAI) is a non-governmental organisation with the objective of advancing astronomy in all aspects, including promoting astronomical research, outreach, education, and development through global cooperation.

Based on their boundaries Ophiuchus should be November 29th to December 17th (between Scorpio and Sagittarius). This image shows change in the observable sky from 1,500 BC to 2,500 AD.

Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
60694 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 12:24 pm to
Even I find much of the to-do about this eclipse to be a bit much.
Posted by AlaCowboy
North Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
6948 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 4:59 pm to
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Red heifers in Israel confirmed. Altar built confirmed.


I dated a red-headed Jewish girl in college. She was no heifer, but she could milk me dry.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64248 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 6:33 pm to
The 2017 eclipse was an interesting day for me. If I get 6 upvotes on this post, I will tell the story.
Posted by LSUHobNailBoot
Watkinsville - Georgia
Member since Oct 2017
1059 posts
Posted on 4/7/24 at 11:45 am to
“Aleister Crowley”

I really like his song…
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14262 posts
Posted on 4/7/24 at 1:25 pm to
Not that worried about the eclipse…the last one tracked right over my house and it was amazing. When I looked into it they happen all over the world all the time. The only thing unique about this one is it’s over the continental US.

The threat of Iran or some group of nuts that snuck into the country doing something worries me more than anything mystical.
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