ConfusedHawgInMO

I'm just here for screen caps of Rhea's turd cutter....

Boobies are awesome. ...

I'm live in a small town in southeast Missouri that is in the 4 minute-ish totality area. We are having a music festival, Jeff Foxworthy is doing a show, Night Ranger is doing a show, Holiday Inn rooms are going for upwards of $1k/night. It's liable to get worse as we are only in an area with 35-i...

[quote]Fail - OF, my dick was too small[/quote] You just haven't reached your target audience....

Not old but the low T commercials Frank Thomas does make me cringe. "Trust me, she will like it too" while the black chick looks sheepishly down at the ground while her white friend eyeballs Frank like a new color Stanley cup....

Cross country. One of the few sporting competitions where simply trying a little harder works. ...

Paging Scott Steiner... ...

I say all that stuff, but I also say it in way that it is pretty obvious that I'm making fun of them....

If your casual dress police is pretty laid back you might get away with the $15 Members Mark Denali travel pant. Nice and cool for the summer and most people won't notice they aren't Dockers or whatever other crap is considered acceptable. I'd call them a knockoff of the popular light stretchy pan...

I'm a sucker for that hey yall crap, but something about Hannah's voice does annoy me. That being said, the best part about southern women is that they give absolutely zero fricks about what the arab thinks about them. ...