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USCe's Techno Stadium-Music Contains Subliminal Messaging..........
Posted on 10/8/12 at 12:10 pm
Posted on 10/8/12 at 12:10 pm
LINK............
Think about it.......
Carolina has looked average playing on the road so far this year.... barely scraping by Vandy and even trailing Kentucky after the first half. But, at home, they're blowing people out when they're able to hypnotize the visiting team with gay techno glow-stick music.
I'm sorry if that sounds crazy to you, but there's something not right about that song. And if true, this is a criminal act.
Google "Musical Hypnosis" if you don't believe me..............
Think about it.......
Carolina has looked average playing on the road so far this year.... barely scraping by Vandy and even trailing Kentucky after the first half. But, at home, they're blowing people out when they're able to hypnotize the visiting team with gay techno glow-stick music.
I'm sorry if that sounds crazy to you, but there's something not right about that song. And if true, this is a criminal act.
Google "Musical Hypnosis" if you don't believe me..............
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Posted on 10/8/12 at 12:12 pm to Jefferson Dawg
I believe this theory.
Posted on 10/8/12 at 12:22 pm to Chris_topher
Gotta give their home crowd credit...that place was bonkers and the team fed off of it.
Posted on 10/8/12 at 12:45 pm to Jefferson Dawg
You are an absolute clown
Posted on 10/8/12 at 12:51 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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Jefferson Dawg
Posted on 10/8/12 at 12:53 pm to Jefferson Dawg
I think you're on to something....
Posted on 10/8/12 at 1:00 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Regardless of the musical hypnosis theory, it is obvious that their fans were more fired up than we have ever been in our stadium. They have always been fanatics and now that Spurrier has them contending they are orgasmic. 
Posted on 10/8/12 at 1:21 pm to Jefferson Dawg
actually, when i was attending the dawg games on a regular basis, our crowds always kinda sucked compared to many of the other fanbases. I think you just got a taste of what it was supposed to be like.
Posted on 10/8/12 at 1:27 pm to davesdawgs
Well, I think there's more than enough evidence on this to proceed with an investigation......
INFO REQUEST:
For anyone who attended the game Saturday night........
-Have you lost interest in your job or forgotten how to do it properly?
-Have you been experiencing any abnormal fatigue or decreased energy late in the 4th quarter of your day?
-Are you feeling confused on what your assigned role is?
-Have you been shitting the bed the past two nights?
I don't mean to scare you, but if you answered "yes" to any of the above, then you may be a victim of a criminal hypnotic mind-control assault.
Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
INFO REQUEST:
For anyone who attended the game Saturday night........
-Have you lost interest in your job or forgotten how to do it properly?
-Have you been experiencing any abnormal fatigue or decreased energy late in the 4th quarter of your day?
-Are you feeling confused on what your assigned role is?
-Have you been shitting the bed the past two nights?
I don't mean to scare you, but if you answered "yes" to any of the above, then you may be a victim of a criminal hypnotic mind-control assault.
Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
This post was edited on 10/8/12 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 10/8/12 at 1:34 pm to gatorhata9
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You are an absolute clown
You have an absolute stick up your arse.
Posted on 10/8/12 at 1:40 pm to Dr.Mantis Toboggan
Nope, its proven fact that certain music beats can alter brain function.
Posted on 10/8/12 at 1:45 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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-Have you been shitting the bed the past two nights?
Posted on 10/8/12 at 2:01 pm to Jefferson Dawg
oh my god you're absolutely right. and we play fricking nickleback. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!
Posted on 10/8/12 at 2:12 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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USCe's Techno Stadium-Music Contains Subliminal Messaging..........
Who leaked that top secret info?!?! First Clowney with the tap-and-go, now y'all know about the Sandstorm Somnolent!
Since the jig is up...actually if you listen to our special audio clip of the song, turn the treble to -7, the bass to +3, and fade all the way left, WHILE listening to the song backwards, you'll hear Darth Visor say,
"I am the Dark Lord of the SEC, bow before my greatness. Your balls and butts belong in the dirt, go there. Sleep Now in the fire....Fans wave those towels and be loud. Ron Morris is an a-hole."
Posted on 10/8/12 at 2:12 pm to Damn Good Dawg
MY god...Jefferson...you are a genius. I've shite my pants twice today and even bitched about it on social media...what have they done to me!
Posted on 10/8/12 at 2:15 pm to Sandwich
i went to class without a backpack or laptop. wtf is happening.
Posted on 10/8/12 at 2:16 pm to Jefferson Dawg
EDIT: Information removed to protect the innocent.
This post was edited on 10/8/12 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 10/8/12 at 2:17 pm to Sandwich
Apparently, Sandstorm is really popular in the gay dance clubs. Which is ironic as the people dancing secretly want a buff dude like Clowney to have their way with them...
Posted on 10/8/12 at 2:27 pm to Peter Buck
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Which is ironic as the people dancing secretly want a buff dude like Clowney to have their way with them...
Aaron Murray?!?!
Posted on 10/8/12 at 2:30 pm to Damn Good Dawg
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i went to class without a backpack or laptop. wtf is happening.
You got Sandstormed
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