tOt: my friends always ask why I date whores

Its endearing really. you know, I truly dont see people in those terms. Now, ill usually say something ineloquent like, im able to make merry of society's self serving constructs yet still make mary put vegetables in all her orifices. but I see no conflict in appreciating the tapestry of her whore soul. and I jest

Its like this. I couldnt live on this forsaken orb if not for music ,ok. And the only music I find worth listening to is borne of deprivation and loss. marvin, otis, elvis, keef,miles, bradley, ian, pac, etc..Well guess the frick what. Not a one of them know what it's like to be underprivileged, groped by family members, touched by an angel, and devalued by society in general. Ok, well maybe keef. but here's the thing. whores hear a song none of us can hear. none of us. And it's the sweetest, purest, most personal, stabbing song ever made of an unstrung instrument. Like a gutted, dented takamine leaning in the corner at a nondescript opium den

I love them all. I would raise whores on a free range whore farm if funds where a non issue. We would drink whey shakes, frick, and tell jokes. But its not to be. because whores are not just there for the taking. only a predestined few of us are blessed to appreciate their high white cell juices.